Chocolatina reviews

Wow, this strain. Picked up some flower of this from Skord and it is a doozy. The thing that really surprised me with it was the fucking journey it takes as it goes through you. The initial hit from the bong was like a syringe of Icy Hot to the frontal lobe. Just a real sharp first impact that had me scrunching up my face in a good way. Left a really nice earthy, chocolatey, and slightly fruity taste in my mouth and it began to slowly start spreading from my forehead, down the rest of my body, and progressively further back my skull. Was a pretty nice sensation, especially after a really long day at work and some self imposed unnecessary anxiety leaving me in the mood to just relax and check out before bed. Wound up chilling on the couch, brushing my cat's fur, and just enjoying the ride. Then, like a fucking light switched, I felt my brain go numb and my eyes grow outrageously heavy. Heavier than I have ever experienced with any strain. But, rather than lay down and fall asleep, this somehow prompted me get up, go to my desk, throw on some music and start writing, leading to this review. It's like my brain didn't shut down, it just went from a jumble of different thoughts to one clear picture as I enjoyed the bodily relaxation its still left me with. Hell of a strain and Skord has certainly lived up to its reputation. Hot damn.

I’ve been working in the cannabis industry and trying to try as many strains and brands as I can, but chocolatina has stopped me in my tracks😅 she’s so sweet I don’t want anything else anymore lmaoo. Personal fav is the Chocolatina bubble hash infused preroll from Nature’s Heritage. I smoke one at the end of a long day and it absolutely melts away all of my pain and stress. I also find that it gets me in my feelings in the best way possible. I always tear up and want to tell everyone I love them. Like red wine but much less messy and no hangover. For me, it’s the perfect blend of calm, creative, sentimental, but still silly and goofy as well.

Heady with tons of energy. The strain I had from Greenlight was strong, 26%

Nature’s Heritage from Central Ave in Ayer MA. 31.1% THC delivered in some dank ass nuggets. Sticky, dense, pungent af. Euphoric and relaxing, is Indica dom, definitely not sativa.

Review of Chocolatina flower from The Pairist (Humboldt, CA) Very fresh and pliable flower for a sativa. It makes a great grind or hand-packed bowl. The nose wasn't very pleasing but the smoke more than makes up for it - an extremely unusual Nutella-ish flavor. The 29% THC lab test definitely seems friendly, but make no mistake, this is very potent flower with an abnormally long-lasting high. It's a fantastic day-time or evening social flower; though, it's probably a bit much for any critical-thinking activity or exercise beyond walking.

The Oz Gardens product has been my go-to since I first tried it. Late in the afternoon when this old man usually wants to nap, Chocolatina invariably changes the world. My outlook gets a boost of energy without jitters, my thoughts are happier and clearer, and as my brain wanders through subject after topic, I humbly find I'm so much smarter.

Just smoked a bowl of this, sitting outside in the morning air listening to Stick figure. Wondering what the hell I’m gonna have for breakfast. Waffles! Just write it down whenever popped into my head. The shit is fantastic.

Wow , very strong and nice high. The best I’ve had in awhile really good mint taste as well