Chocolope reviews

I was a 90's teenage smoker so I missed the Chocolate Thai craze of the 80's - but I'm an absolute lover of Haze and all energetic sativas, so it's no wonder I love this stuff. Kind of long, wispy, very sativa looking green/light-green/tan nugs - the Haze is obvious in the light-orange/pastel-pink long hairs creeping off the bud. Ground up it has a sweet/earthy/slight-cheese smell ... enough funk to let you know it's good, with an exotic hashy-sweetness. The smoke expands quickly in the lungs (again, very Haze-like) with a taste of baker's chocolate and melon ... very quick hitting heady high with lots of euphoria and a general sense of well-being and excitement. Great daytime medicine - and just a really fun/tasty/strong sativa high in general.

I LOVE Chocolope! This is one of my favorite strains. love the taste, and the stimulating medicated feeling! I can really tap into my creative self with chocolope, YUM!

My absolute go to Sativa strain. This one is perfect in the morning as it gives off loads of energy and positivity which gets me through these long Canadian winters, lol. Best part is that you don't eat everything in the house..Appetite doesn't change and this strain makes me get creative with what i do eat. All around killer daytime high. Will always buy Chocolope.

Fantastic strain. One of those that just always puts a smile on your face. Grabbed a pure pre-roll (100% cannabis) of this one from Grey Area the last time I was in Amsterdam. Smoked it right outside while listening to some locals toke and go about their day (seemed like they met up there around that time pretty regularly). Instant burst of energy, euphoria, and focus after smoking...proceeded to walk 6-8 miles around the city, including a good bit of time around "De Wallen" (the red light district). That's a long way of saying that this is a wonderfully enjoyable strain and anyone visiting Amsterdam should consider a toke of this before the longtime rite of passage of checking out the beautiful women under the red lights.

Rapidly growing to be one of my favorite strains, a #1 go to day time medicine for my chronic pain. I am energetic and ambitious, alert and happy. Nice.

Nice strain. very strong and heady, made me forget I was at a pool party for a couple hours. Wifey had anxiety before we smoked, it stuck with her through the high. didn't get laid :(

So ive been smoking cannabis over half my life. Im not 32. In that amount of time ive had a good few incredible strains that really stand out. Ive had a lot of overhyped crappy strains that'll I'll never care to try again. Then there's Chocolope. Its hard to even really put into words how incredible this strain is in every aspect. I'll start with the looks. it honestly doesnt look like anything special at all. kinda dark, kinda on the airy sativa looking side. it just looks kinda mehhhh. It all changes though when you run a nug of this stuff through the grinder and smell that sweet chocolatey fruity cannalope deliciousness. It literally smells and tastes exactly as the name implies. Its hands down the greatest tasting weed Ive ever smoked. Then the effects!!!! As ive gotten older, Ive realized that I dont enjoy being baked out of my mind anymore. I know I'll probably open a can of worms on this one, but nowadays its all about who can grows strains with the highest thc, who can out dab who, how many edibles one can eat. its ridiculous. All these super potent indica strains just turn everyone into zombies. When I smoke this strain i just feel straight up amazing and thats all i can say. its relaxing, its motivating, its chill, its energetic, its creative. its absolutly everything i enjoy in a cannabis strain. Me and my girl have been together for 11 years. She absolutly does not like cannabis at all. no matter what strain shes tried, she gets super paranoid and just goes straight to bed. She does not like the smell or taste of weed. I talked her into trying Chocolope and she loved it. This is and will hands down always be the #1 Sativa strain in my book.

I don't even know where to start, this stuff is crazy good. I got myself a q the other day and it's absolutely amazing in every way, the smell is incredible and it reminded me of the first time I smelt weed lol, that's the best way I can describe it. The taste is also really nice. The effects are strange for me, I sparked up three cones/bowls and almost instantly felt it wrap around my brain like a blanket, initially I felt really uplifted and happy and like I just wanted to watch movies and listen to music, after about an hour all that faded into a really lazy almost couch-locky kind of high that had me laying in bed binging the wire. Awesome strain, will be stocking up on it for sure.