Chocolope reviews

Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Chocolope.

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April 17, 2023
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Great strain! However, I’m only giving it 4/5 stars because, for whatever reason, it knocked me on my ass., Which is something I didn’t expect out of an almost pure sativa. Maybe it’s the fact that my brain is wired differently (I have ADHD, and sometimes find Indica dominant strains work better for me, even during the day; sort of like an opposite effect type thing), or the fact that I might have smoke too much (may be entire joints are the way to go with the strain for me; maybe I need to just “microdose“ to feel the most productive)
November 27, 2022
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Chocolope is the Einstein's Dreams (great book, look it up) of strains. Think refined Swiss chocolate; an espresso in the morning. But if pushed Chocolope can also deliver a starry dark chocolate experience. I became anxious at the peak of my high but it was a more dull anxiety than other sativas, so not as intense and powerful. An earthy and sour strain, when used in moderation for the novice (and sometimes intermediate) user, Chocolope makes good on a buzzy, efficient, bright, toffee-colored, uplifted, resonant promise. Highly recommend for a Sativa connoisseur with a side passion for great Indicas, and anyone looking to spice up their chores. - C.C.
August 24, 2018
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I smoked a medium size joint (.6grams) of this stuff . Very smooth to inhale. Half way through the joint I felt a euphoric wave of energy overcome my mind and body. My anxiety/worries from the day were completely gone and I was elevated into a very focused energetic mood. I ended up jogging to the gym and having one of the best workouts of my life. This strain is great if you want to get active with a clear mind . Absolutely loved this strain . This strain is much more mellow and clear headed than alot of the popular sativa’s out there. Good for both daytime and night. I actually have never done a strain review before but I feel so strongly about this strain I had to make an account to share with you guys . I usually find with most sativas they give me anxiety and don’t actually give me that much energy but I have finally found the strain that gives me clean energy and leaves me in a mindset where I can actually stay productive and focus.
February 9, 2022
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New to smoking, so I'm not upto date with all the effects of these strains I'm getting. This one put me to sleep but when I woke I was in a good place and could feel it at the back of my eyes for a while after, I could also get up and do what I needed to do instead of being glued to my sofa.
March 4, 2016
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Can someone please make this into perfume!? Best smelling strain hands down. Rolling a joint with this strain is soooooo enjoyable. It actually smells strongly of chocolate, and tastes like it in the Vape! For any of you lucky ladies experiencing the effects of the dreaded PMS monster, go get this strain right now. Takes care of that chocolate craving, makes you nice and happy, gets rid of cramps, and fights off the severe effects of PMDD (like depression). If you ever have the chance to try this strain, do it!
February 3, 2017
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I'd give this strain ten stars if possible. Absolutely amazing!!! Great for depression and anxiety. Great daytime strain and highly recommended for asthma patients as long as it's not smoked.
May 18, 2018
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Chocolope tastes pretty unique. Can't quite put my finger on if it's chocolate or coffee that I'm tasting, but it's not exactly a sweet flavour. A tad earthy but with a hint of underlying perfume. I love the taste! Kinda felt a little like I was back in the 80's again. Which is a good thing. What could be better for an afternoon strain than a Thai & Haze cross? I felt myself mentally shifting into happy n' high gear immediately as soon as I started smoking it. Never felt any anxiety which sometimes happens to me when I try a sativa for the first time. Slight dry mouth, but no other negative side effects. Chocolope left me enjoying the music and ready to tackle things head on.
November 8, 2017
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Chocolope top buds from Gabriel (Washington State) were just the absolutely most delicious and terpy nugs I've ever had. They claimed to test at 31%, and while everyone knows that test percentages are too unregulated to tell you anything of value, this stuff was far better than almost everything I've had, and I've had the best. The high? Of course it's great, but the taste is what got me. I just want to eat it.

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