Clementine reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Clementine.
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My first review EVER. The Previous reviews I just read on the strain are dead on. Attempt on some Clementine, Crumble. Sweeeeet. As promised, citrusy orangey fruity. Now, I almost always cough regardless of if it’s Flower,concentrate, wax etc. So I took one big pull, Expecting a throat hit and some coughing... and didn’t even realize I had already gotten a full lung’s hot. Pretty smooth. Well in crumble form… With my low tolerance, one or two hits is all you need. I feel great. Awake, but chill. No major dry mouth to report. I do feel a bit buzzy And tingly... the only thing that I don’t like is that it’s a tiny bit too heady for me, my ears are ringing a little & I can feel a little bit of pressure in my head... possible borderline mild headache on the horizon feeling...but that’s a hit or miss.
Well, thanks for reading my first review. Did I mention I literally put down the clementine and started this review? So this is not only my first review, its my first stoned review! How’d I do? Gimme a thumbs up or done? If it’s voted DOWN, this is will also be my last review! I figure this last paragraph speaks for itself as far as how high I am right now 😂😂
Grape Valley Kush is on deck for night-night time later.
Not smoking on this strain exactly but rather a hybrid of it.
The strain is Mimosa (cultivated by jungle boys)
It is a cross between Clementine X Purple Punch
This strain is fantastic! A couple tokes of a joint of this gets me mad lifted. The high is nice. It feels incredibly euphoric and uplifting. Very chatty on this strain lol. But also a creative aspect to this. I can get work done and brainstorm well on this strain. I'd highly recommend Clementine or a hybrid with it!
May 20, 2016
If you want a great almost Orange tasting strain this is the one!also great producer not super potent but tastey my buddy picked a pack of this up from the Crockett fam it was like 80$ for a 10 pack I believe so he popped them all we were looking for the best phenos of the 10 seeds and one plant he grew from all of the 10 seeds was labeled the Clementine #4 and I swear this pheno of Clementine is super lemon tasteing almost reminds me of the Lemon tree strain if you've ever had lemon tree and I mean the real lemon tree the taste is unforgettable and this pheno almost reminds me of it so anyways we have crossed this pheno with other stuff and well see what it brings to the table first cross is Clementine x animal cookie A.k.a the cleminal..... lol
picked this up at AZ Nature, just looked too tastsy to pass up had to get it! Orangish, with a lil Curtis sent Leaves are a dark green with orange hairs scattered all over each nug. the high comes on pretty quick, definitely feel it in the head and arms. feel more stoney then energetic, but still feel like I wanna do something. great for the end of the day with friends, or when ur out doing something.
I am not usually a fan of Sativa strains because I have an abundance of energy anyways, but this strain is amazing for mornings because wakes you up but does not cause anxiety or intense racing thoughts or any signs of overstimulation (Green Crack drives my anxiety through the roof) but this strain is very special for those of us sensitive to Sativas in general. I highly recommend if you struggle with the above issues and need a good wake me up and focus strain.
The taste is like a morning after a heavy rainfall. Crisp, citrusy, but light, refreshing, woodsy, and easy to vape. I used BareCali.
The third strain I've tried, the first true sativa, and oh BOY is this a good one.
Before anything else, I have to comment on the taste: the flavor of this strain is A++ AMAZING! When I got this, it was in concentrate form in a vape cartridge from Timeless Vapes. They were having a 15% off sale on vapes at the dispensary I got this from (Nova Dispensary in Mesa, AZ). I told my budtender I enjoy sweet, fruity, floral flavors, and was looking for a strain that is great at relieving severe pain (my menstrual cramps have been AWFUL this time around and I was in desperate need of something other than a heavy indica to smoke for the following reason), while also either not making me any more tired, or even better, LESSENING my fatigue. (I am always tired and run down, I haven't been diagnosed but I'm almost positive it's Chronic Fatigue Syndrome. I plan to see a doctor about it once other more pressing medical issues are addressed.)
He suggested a cartridge of Clementine. I had never heard of this strain before, so I asked him what it tasted like, and he said it was like eating those little mandarin oranges, or like biting into one of those sweet little Halo/Cutie oranges. He was TOTALLY right! This strain is like inhaling the freshest, sweetest orange you've ever tasted. Also a few other citrus/tropical flavors: some hits taste faintly of lemon and/or grapefruit (mainly in the form of a sweet-and-sour accent), and I picked up on a few spicy, herbal, earthy notes as well. I can't speak so much to the smoke from the flower-form of this strain, but the vapor produced by the concentrate smells AMAZING. Even my grandmother, who's newer to the whole idea of medical cannabis use and previously never much liked the smell of cannabis products, said that the vapor smells great. I'm almost tempted to sit in my car and vape on this so the interior of my car smells all tropical and fruity.
Now onto the effects. When I asked what symptoms this strain helped to relieve, my budtender used the information from good ol' Leafly's strain page: stress, depression, fatigue, pain, headaches. Sounds like me in a nutshell. I was a bit concerned because pain was the 4th out of 5 symptoms listed in terms of what the strain popularly helps with, but I decided to try it anyway... and oh my GODS I'm glad I did. First of all, this is a great wake-and-bake strain. Just a couple good hits off this concentrate and I was motivated to leap out of bed, make a decent breakfast, and hop right into the shower. I even took a "full" shower (shampoo, conditioner, body wash, shaved everything, and lotion afterwards), which I usually only take once every one to two weeks or so simply because I so severely lack the energy to take anything but a quickie. Now I'm chilling out on the couch, waiting to go out and get my nails done, all nice and clean and smelling sweet and fruity (just like this strain) with soft, clean skin and hair. I feel GREAT! As someone whose depression can destroy motivation and the will to get out of bed in the morning, this is WONDERFUL medicine. Then there's the pain: two hits and I was feeling happy, energized, and motivated. Four hits? My killer menstrual pain? GONE. My pain is often worse in the morning right when I wake up. I rolled over and toked on this, and within minutes, the pain was bearable. A few more minutes and it was gone. Simply amazing.
The only thing that gets this strain docked a star has to do with some of the negative side effects. Granted, I did get a little TOO stoned on this yesterday (I mean, it was Stoney Saturday), so it could have simply been because I just partook a bit too much, but after a while I started to experience a pretty severe headache. I know "headache" is one of the symptoms this strain was listed to help, but maybe after a certain amount of it, its effects sort of start to contradict itself. (Or maybe it's just one of those cases of "every person experiences it differently".) In any case, the headache was bad enough to where I had to actually try to take a nap. I slept a couple hours but the headache came back later and I ended up just going to bed early. After a while I also started to notice some dizziness, blurred vision, and disorientation. My eyes also got SUPER dry and burned a little; just really uncomfortable.
Over all though, in moderation, this strain is awesome. It provides great symptom relief for both pain AND fatigue, and is a great "get up and go" strain for those who may struggle to get out of bed in the morning. It's not something I would get totally baked on, but a few hits here and there would definitely keep me bright and active throughout the day. I have a feeling this will DEFINITELY remain one of my favorite wake-and-bake strains!
I suffer from anxiety and depression. I have been recommended to smoke indica strains for the obvious effects, however every time I would smoke those I would feel even more in my head, anxious, paranoid & introverted. I was hesitant to try Clementine because of the risk of getting more anxious being a sativa dominant, but wow this strain is so wonderful. I feel uplifted & happy. My mind and thoughts are more at rest and I feel very in control of them. My memory improves and brain fog seems to lift. It takes the edge off my anxiety and gives me the energy to talk and be myself. Really loving it.
I created a leaflet account specifically to share a review of this strain. I grabbed this from my local dispensary (in vape concentrate) just to try something different. I usually tend towards relaxing indica varieties like gorilla glue, or gelato, so this is outside of my norm. It’s my new holy-grail-go-to-every-chance-I-get strain. I have now purchased a cartridge of this every time I go to the dispensary, because I always like to have it available to me. It has a very calming effect without making you couch locked or sleepy. It increases my focus ten fold and makes me feel methodical in the best way. Nothing irritates me, and I can get everything on my list done in a focused, one at a time manner rather than my typical scattered and anxious manner. It is the BEST daytime strain I’ve ever tried, but it’s also relaxing enough that if you just want to chill out you can do so and feel euphoric. It has helped me through numerous panic attacks and it’s my preferred strain for my extreme travel anxiety (as a passenger, of course!)