Cloud 9 reviews

I have been using marijuana to help manage my major depression (among other things) for a couple years now. I came across Cloud 9 just like any other strain. It's what my dealer had. Until I tried Cloud 9 I was more than happy with the marijuana I was getting. This strain showed me what it is to truly live without depression looming over my head. It was as if God Himself put this here for me personally. Every time I took a puff it was as if I could see the dark cloud of depression being overtaken and assimilated into this perfect aura of relief. This strain HAD to have been created for me. There is no other way for me to describe how it makes me feel. This strain proves there is a God. And yes he does care about me.

There's really only one way to describe this strain in its totality: UNBELIEVAMAZABLINGLY WONDERBALLS The cerebral effects are unmatched (or at least in my experience) and allowed me to eloquently deliver a speech to my friends on how the government is using the forward facing cameras on our iPhones to monitor us 100% of the time we are on them, and how they are compiling a stock of photos from our social media accounts to keep tabs on us at all times. Then, as I was talking, I realized that the thumbprint reader on my iPhone 6 was directly uploading into the FBI directory, furthering their control of our lives, and our every step. The crescendo came when I informed everyone that the Presidential Debate was just a distraction from the real issue at hand ---- the fact that Michelle Obama was born a man, and that our current President changed the bathroom laws simply so his wife would feel more comfortable when she was going number 1 in a public restroom. This was a pretty intense speech given on a boat last Friday afternoon to my 3 friends who listened eagerly. We later realized that Cloud 9 was the shizznitobamsnipsnapsack.

This strain is intense and chill at the same time to say the least. I had 26% and a couple hits and you're definitely on a cloud floatin through sunny skies, but if too much and you might find yourself trippin out a little. Great for hangouts

Great strain! I was with a friend and smoked a bowl of this strain with a little kief from my old strain blue cheese out of their bubbler. And it was great we were both so happy and just laughing at everything. But we were in public so I would get super parinoid about ever single sound (I was in the woods partly) and for some reason my jaw would just drop every time and for some reason it was so funny for me I would laugh really hard every time I did it. Also I don't know if it was the blue cheese sleepy-ness or the relaxation of the cloud 9 but I had really bad dry mouth to the point where there is white foam in my mouth and kind of hard to open and I never even noticed. Even with this paragraph no amount of words could explain how amazing this strain is.

Will leave you paranoid as fuckkkkk

It is very helpful with the peripheral neuropathy and lupus medical conditions.

Cloud 9 is aptly named. It makes the user feel incredibly uplifted and euphoric. It's a great strain for soaking up peaceful scenery after a hike or on the beach.

It really helps with all the bullshit and anxiety. Should be a green star pattern.