Funky Monkey reviews
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Funky Monkey reviews
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Funky Monkey...that Funky Monkey. Everything you love in a strong dense Indica. Exceptional for pain, relaxing yet energetic. Blackberry taste. Warning!! You will have severe giggles and munchie attacks!!
4.6/5.0
I really enjoyed this. Didn't need much of it to get the job done. Made me happy, talkative, even a bit outgoing. Had a nice look and taste.
June 23, 2015
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kinda gives a relaxation like i ate a valiun. Helps appetite a ton. my Funky Monkdy came out purple as Barney. a good strain. cheap. not big yeilds, just little peurple popcorn nugs. with aloy of trimming that need done covered in leaves if not trimmed. makes keif fast. dries too quick. Lets juat say IMO its good , but reg og purp is better. Id rather go with my other faveorites(too many to name)(Michigan has the best)(Indiana still learning)
earthy, dank and musky, no strain is better named. the effects are the same as a hug from a funky monkey. gregarious, outgoing, happy. it does not give you a raging appetite ut it does give you a thirst. i drank a litre of mango juice after 1 bowl and found myself up and running around the house, cleaning and cooking and any job i could lay my hand on. regular visits to the bowl over the next 6 hours did lead to a headache and eventually tiredness. although it did not cause any drowsiness up until the wee small hours, sleep was very easy to come by. if you are looking to sit down and relax i would not recommend it. if you are meeting friends, sharing a bowl, or planning to go out, this a party strain, with lots of conversation and giggles. a glass of champagne and a line of toot with a funky monkey. a great day and night strain, in or out the house, but plan for craving company. also, quite sexually arousing and physically stimulating.
November 28, 2014
Possibly one of my favorite purps, this has almost a brownish purple color to it, less visible thc crystals put more rather just sticky and very hard to load bowls without grinder. This weed with it's sweet fruity taste will give you an indica high like no other. 4.5/5
8.5/10 Great fully body effects from this strain. The eighth I purchased is dense and frosty like small snow covered pine trees. 🛌💤 be ready to fall sleep soundly and be ready to eat a 🍔🍕🌮🌭🍟🍗🌽🍱🥘🌯buffet style meal lol this stuff is great for nausea and anxiety. Love love the smell it's very much like the smell of the Mendo Breathe strain. 🍇🍦 like a sweet cream berry aroma and flavor all packed into thick nuggets of dank cannabis. Do buy if you see this one locally, she's the bee's knees my dude. 🌺🐝 TAKE IN MODERATION LMAO ITS STRONG! 💪🏻(Purchased in Southern California, so u know it's some fiyaaaaaa 🔥) cheers fellow stoners 🍻😎
Though this was a really good strain. it smoked great and had a nice taste. super clear high and uplifting