Golden Goat reviews

I am currently smoking some Golden Goat from the Green Cross dispensary in Denver, Colorado. It has a head rush followed by severe couchlock for me.

I just got out of active duty military service in the US Army. I have permanent, service related, mental and physical troubles. I finally got my medical card for Missouri just a few days ago, and I went to a dispensary near my house. I had never real dabbled in the use of marijuana besides maybe a few times in High-School and a little after I graduated, but I knew the basic stuff. One of the deals at the dispensary was 1oz for $120. I knew that was a great deal! I purchased it after researching the strain, thought I would enjoy it and I went home. I had a clean pipe, packed it full and lit up! After my first bowl, I already started to feel good. I was tingly all over, my arms felt like noodles, and my physical pain instantly felt relieved. I smoked another bowl and wow, I felt great, I started knocking out chores and my college homework. I wasn’t worried about the girlfriend, upcoming tests, deadlines, and work. I was just being me, locked in on one task at a time. This Strain is absolutely perfect for day-time use. I feel energized and calm, not sleepy. The “Full Body” High is definitely real and very potent. Smoking too much of this definitely took me out of the game for a few hours. I was so high I seriously felt sick. Exercise with caution and definitely do not underestimate the potency of this strain! Happy smokin’! 😊 -Jon

This is probably one the best all around strains. A very good balance of sativa and indica with this one. The sativa effects kick in almost instantly and later the indica side takes effect for a wonderful buzz. I love this strain because of its incredible versatility. The goat is great for either a social time or some alone, introspective time or anything in between. Not to belabor the point....but the versatility can not be beat. Definitely smoke it if you can!

Lightly euphoric, clear minded high which is quite enjoyable for reading or playing musical instruments. Be wary of anxiety onsets if you are an unseasoned sativa smoker. Nice Taste for a sativa dominant strain. Please smoke responsibly - Pale Wooden Door

New favorite strain. I have a lot of anxiety most days, but Golden Goat really helps tamp it out. This strain is citrusy, absolutely delicious, and smells like it tastes. It's a clean high, doesn't drag you down at all but, at least for me, it's very relaxing. Golden Goat is euphoric, happy, makes you feel calm and capable. Added plus, the comedown is great, no hangover feelings.

I feel so happy. Giddy. I feel like I'm excited for something but don't know what it is. I think I'm clever and funny... but we'll see when I sober up and re read those text messages I sent to all of my friends and family. Lol!

This is a great “get down to business” weed. I vaped a few hits & then cleaned the ever living shit out of my kitchen. One task just led to another and all of a sudden it’s 3 hours later, my kitchen is hospital grade clean, AND there’s a loaf of bread in the oven. It was so fun!

I'm so stoned right now I can't even get up off the couch this strain is kicking my ass very intense head high