Golden Goat reviews

This is a great “get down to business” weed. I vaped a few hits & then cleaned the ever living shit out of my kitchen. One task just led to another and all of a sudden it’s 3 hours later, my kitchen is hospital grade clean, AND there’s a loaf of bread in the oven. It was so fun!

Energetic and very focused with this one. Great for outdoors and even better for sex!

Sativas are usually not my thing. They make me anxious, and panicky and my heart rate goes through the roof. However. I was in a HORRIBLE mood...for no reason at all, really. I smoked some Golden Goat and almost immediately felt my mood shift. I was a little worried at first because as it started kicking in, which felt almost immediate, I felt like it was about to go south and make me react like I normally do with sativas (I do think if I had smoked much more it may have happened, so be wary of that if sativas treat you the same way). But I decided if I distracted myself, it would even out soon enough and it did after just a little bit. I started folding some laundry and listening to music and the next thing I knew I was dancing in my room to Electric Light Orchestra and couldn't have felt happier. I did all my laundry and cleaned my kitchen (which was a disaster) and I barely even noticed I was cleaning because I was just so happy and dancey. Anyways, I also ramble when I smoke...so, here we are about 4 paragraphs in. The moral of the story is, if you are iffy about sativas I still recommend trying this one. Be careful to not smoke too much because I did feel like it had the potential to make me anxious, but if you hit the right dose, you'll be so freaking happy and you might just clean your whole house.

This is probably one of the best strains I've ever had in ALL my years of smoking. It was such a good high and experience overall. I have depression and this helped me feel so much lighter. I'm not lying when I say I felt NO anger, stress, pain, nada. I felt like I was really able to bond with my friends. I don't know if this makes any sense, but it actually felt like I was walking on CLOUDS. I felt like a weight I had been carrying for soso long finally was taken off my back, and let me tell you, I can't even begin to put into words how euphoric I felt. I loved this strain so much. Although the high wore off a bit fast, the "normal" that I felt after was the best normal I had ever felt. I was in a state that I hadn't felt since back when I was a small child. I felt so carefree but still able to contain myself, aswell as the motivation it had given me. It's been a bit over 24 hours now and the normal is still so great. If you have depression or major sadness, aswell as feeling stressed, I 100% recommend this strain to you.

Taste like goat but hits like a mule! A solid 9.

hands down the best strain I have ever smoked. I am a heavy user and this definitely gave me the best high I've ever had. I was uplifted, dancing in my car like I was in a club, but really I was on my lunch break. I felt very happy and stayed happy throughout the day. I was even able to tolerate coworkers I can't stand. It's been about almost 2 hours and I'm still high. Definitely reccomend.

This stuff smells like candy and tastes the same. Pineapple and mango,

- good body high but mostly a head high - not sleepy - creative and very content, relaxing - amazing smell - tastes really good and very smooth but strong