Golden Pineapple reviews

A mischievous high. Knocks your brain into an inebriated, puffy/numb head space. Also delivers the reckless confidence of alcohol. Strong hallucinogenic disassociation with a euphoric, positive energy driving from the chest. A ⅓ suppressive mellowness that’s couch-locky. Vision is slow to respond, but focus and field of view is razor sharp. However, just like the mental state, you can only hold focus for a few seconds before concentration slips. Not a productive high. Too easy for the mind to wander. Not like it’s even really thinking of anything anyway. Music is enjoyable to space out to, but truthfully not the best. I’ll be damned if your concentration doesn't absently slip away even here. That short attention span seems best suited for socializing. It keeps things constantly interesting and enjoyable while exchanging with people. The coolness of the high imparts a bravery to try (and succeed) at things.

This weed smelled like pineapple slices marinated in sugar and pineapple juice. It is easily the fruitiest smell I've ever encountered. So after spending a whopping $75 on a quarter, I ran home and immediately got ready for what I was sure would be the greatest high ever. Which never came. I got high sure, but it wasn't enjoyable. No head rush, no tingling body high. Just mental slowness and disappointment. Then the paranoia set in. This doesn't happen to me, I have never been paranoid and this strain reduced me to locking myself in my room all night, scared to go to the kitchen to cure my munchies. TL;DR This strain made me paranoid even though I've never been paranoid before and has a boring high

Love this strain! I got it today. The guy at my local dispensary recommended me this, so I tried it. I took a few hits and I immediately started feeling all my stress slowly fade away. I start looking around at things more positively. I start feeling happy and smiley. I recently lost my apartment and I am now living in my car until I find an apartment and so it’s hard to feel happy, but this strain really does it. I don’t get tired, I have more energy, and it lifts my mood. Only con about it dry mouth. Highly recommend this strain if you need a mood booster!

Really cool, uplifting, yet relaxing strain. Really helps me tolerate my 10year old rambling on about Roblox and Minecraft. Feel chilled and affable. A good strain to use when I feel the need to have, what I like to call an "Don't Be an Asshole" hit. A good weed that helps you tolerate your family as good old Kathy Bates refers to in Disjointed.

Picked this strain up from a local dispensary and was blown away by it. Within minutes of smoking a whole bowl, the clouds turned into shapes and free association became a lot easier. I entered a creative state where all stress just melted away and there was only relaxation. If you need a strain to make you feel creative, and relaxed, this is the strain for you.

What to say about Golden Pineapple? I get this as an extract every time I see it on the shelf from Phat Panda. If you suffer from depression, anxiety, ADHD; or general dis-ease; this is a good strain for you. As far as flavors go - its hard to compare when you're a big fan of the citrus, ''island'' sorts of cannabis varieties. It tastes sweet; has a smooth exhale, and actually tastes like pineapples! The effect tends to be very cereberal - skirting the line of feeling almost psychedelic as some strains seem to. Pleasant mood that relieves stress and helps to cloud away even the grumpiest of wooks, a great try for new and old smokers.

Ooh, this is some fancy weed! It is uppy and happy. Mmm. The ladyfriend and I just smoked a few bong bowls of Golden Pineapple and life is grand, my friends. She's looking up camping recipes and just freaked out... "Put trail mix in an apple and cook it over the fire? What the fuck do I want your hot, mushy trail mix for? Fuck your disgusting trail mix apple!" I laughed until I died. 😂

In the immortal words of Larry David, this strain is "Pretty...pret-tay...pret-tray...pretty good!". I an in love with this incredible sativa leaning hybrid. The terpenes are top shelf. Plenty of strains claim to smell like this or that, but Golden Pineapple really does smell like pineapple candy. The smell transfers to the taste for the first few hits. The unique high is like having a warm blanket around your mind and body, yet at the same time giving you laser focus and waves of creativity. It is impossible to recommend any higher. If you live in Washington state get your behind to a recreational shop and taste the goodness.