Golden Pineapple reviews

Ooh, this is some fancy weed! It is uppy and happy. Mmm. The ladyfriend and I just smoked a few bong bowls of Golden Pineapple and life is grand, my friends. She's looking up camping recipes and just freaked out... "Put trail mix in an apple and cook it over the fire? What the fuck do I want your hot, mushy trail mix for? Fuck your disgusting trail mix apple!" I laughed until I died. 😂

An oldie but a goodie. It's been hard to find in my neck of the woods the past few years. I was happy my favorite weed store had it the other day. It gives me an awesome high and keeps me energized and focused. It's great for reading or for getting stuff done. It also has a wonderful, sweet and fruity smell and taste. It's well worth trying.

Golden Pineapple Review - 36/50 March 20, 2016 Summary: An absolutely beautiful sativa flower with delicious, yet somewhat mild aromas and flavors of sweet, tangy pineapple. Expect a wave of physical euphoria and a calming of your belly accompanied by surprisingly little head effect. Brand: Phat Panda Weight: 3.5 grams Harvest Date: 1/04/2016 Packaging Date: 1/16/2016 Total THC ( + THC): 24.54% Total CBD: 0.3% Eye: 10/10 Golden green, wispy buds of large, pear-shaped calyxes, with bright orange pistils and mostly clear trichomes. Very high calyx:leaf ratio highlighted by an excellent trim job. Nose (/2): 6.75/10 Aromatic Intensity: 6/10 Aromatic Quality (subjective to my palate): 7.5/10 Notes: Yes, slightly more than a hint of sweet, tangy pineapple. No chlorophyll. Tongue (/2): 5.75/10 Flavor Intensity: 4/10 Flavor Quality: 7.5/10 Notes: Tastes very similar to its smell with sweet, tangy pineapple on the inhale and a little sweet citrus on exhale. Though quite delicious, the flavor is not nearly as pronounced as other varieties with similar terpene profiles. Would greatly benefit from a sucrose boost. Head: 4/10 Notes: Surprisingly little mind-shift for such a high THC (24.54%) sample. Whatever other cannabinoids and terpenes are in this Golden Pineapple's entourage are clearly altering how my body/mind normally processes THC. Good focus though! Body: 9.5/10 Notes: Excellent energy boost and physical euphoria! Definite calming of my gastrointestinal tract. Terrific body effect for a sativa, similar to ATF in this way.

Definitely not for beginners. I'm a 5' 3" 140 lb female. One hit and I am sky high within 5 minutes. With only one hit the high lasts about an hour, but I folded 3 loads of laundry and cleaned my kitchen in that hour. Two hits and I'm too high to get off the ceiling, uh I mean floor. A great sativa for the experienced smoker.

Great wake and bake strain! Got me up and going shortly after smoking this stuff! Have had it a couple different times from various places and the effects have been consistent. Smells kinda sweet and sour pungent. Great smoke !

I really, really enjoy this strain. Very euphoric and uplifting, it absolutely crushes any funk I may be in. No anxiety, only positivity. The only real downside is that I feel like it is hard to hide the fact that I am ripped, so I wouldnt smoke in situations with people that frown on cannabis use.

When I think golden, I think sweet but when y’all think golden you think sour because you nasty haha. This is the best tasting strain I’ve had in a long time. It tastes like a very sweet sour pineapple when you vaporize it. It’s definitely got a sativa effect. It was a bit of creeper for me. When you smoke it, you can feel the humming of the universe.

1g pre roll. Phat Panda golden pineapple. New guy at the local shop said it would be good....fairly dissatisfied.