Grape Ape reviews

Absolutely love this strain. Beautiful buds with tons of crystals. Taste delicious, smooth smoking, and a real heavy hitter.

Dansky cans flower form was very purple, very smooth, very indica indacouch chill out high...almost too much for daytime if u can’t handle heavier strains and focus lol...perfect for nighttime Netflix>munchies>sex>bed

Very very relaxing effects and fairly heavy euphoria. Strong berry taste and hits very quick. Feels like living in a dream, perfect for unwinding at night before bed

Chill af indica

I LOOOOOVE this strain, sucks that hardly ANYONE has ever gotten to try the REAL Grape Ape since the REAL Mendo Purps has been kept a secret with only several orginal pheno Mother plants around & Mendocino does a good job of keeping it there BUT regardless whatever pheno of Mendo Purps I've been getting the past several yrs has had army green buds with orange hairs kinda like some phenos of GDP, NOT TOO high in THC but it doesn't need to be, it has ALWAYS been JUST enough for me to do whatever I wanted 2 do before I smoked but couldn't, it takes my anxiety away, it gives my entire body a full blown warm massage,& even has some cerebral sativa like qualities such as the warm head stoned buzzed feeling with happy thoughts and just positive outlook and pure euphoria. To grow this strain is SOOOOOO fun especially as u get better at growing. Outdoors u might get this plant to be 4 ft tall and bushy and maybe pull a couple oz on ur 1st EVER grow (like me 10 yrs ago), and as u learn what this girl likes while in veg she'll reward u in flower, I last grew this in 2017 and the plant was almost 8 ft tall & after supercropped, pinched MANY times, defoliating, and MAKE SURE TO GIVE THIS PLANT PLENTY OF SILICA, Cal-Mag is an obvious(I ONLY grow in Coco now cuz the yields, eyeball appeal,and NOW EVEN tastes better than when grown in soil, so make sure to mix the Silica in ur plain water 1st, after mixing THEN add ur Cal-Mag, after that it depends on whether ur growing ANY type of hydro or soil will depend on how u mix ur nutes after that, cut the sucker branches off and in the end you'll have a VERY tall plant but more bushy than anything with about 100 main colas shaped in a candelabra type form if trained and given LST properly

I felt great. First time in days, that I wasn’t in too much pain. I have Fibromyalgia and arthritis, so for me to say that, is a big deal. Felt tingly, light and giddy, followed by a mellow warmth that had me smiling and couch locked.

I have been on an indica kick lately. I loved this strain. It tastes like grape soda or vaping grape flavored vape juice. The flavor is something else. I felt amazing after about 3 minutes after a bowl full of Grape Ape. The flower is the perfect density for grinding and the bowl smoked evenly.

The taste is too dank for me lol but I’m sure many will love it. The 1:1 is a perfect balance to keep my tolerance down. My tolerance to cannabis is so high, that it’s hard to feel a high or relaxation. So the grape ape 1:1 is great to bring it back down, and save more hits on your other carts.