Grease Monkey reviews

Love the way it relaxes me. Pain decrease. Most of the time I just giggle. Oh I only do edibles, not a smoker. Oh negative is my eyes dry so bad.

This shit literally smells like an autobody shop. I opened my bag wondering why it smelled like a hot day boiling a grease stain on a concrete floor, but it was this bud. Oh it was also some good weed to smoke. Definite flavour to it. Can't quite put a name to it though.

One of my all time favorites for a ‘daytime’ strain. You definitely get the gas from the GG4 but has a great anchor from the Cookies ‘n Cream genetics. I’m currently growing eight of these ladies. They are very forgiving to nutrient issues but very pH sensitive. Lovely flower, iced out and Very Very little smell. What it lacks in odor, it makes up for in flavor. These plants usually produce around 5oz/sqFt. I’m getting just under 1Lb per plant of dry weight. They have a perfect leaf-calyx ratio and I’ve been able to get an average bud (4th or 5th node level) to test at 26.8% thc and .89 CBD. Easy grow, great bud. If you have a chance to buy this one, take it. Dry mellow high with a clear head. You’ll be able to get quite a lot done during the day but if you over-indulge, you’ll be stuck on the couch. Perfect cross of genetics here. A must try IMO. Peace!

"Grease Monkey", also known as "Grease Bucket", is a cross of "Gorilla Glue #4" and "Cookies and Cream". Flavor wise, you can definitely taste the Cookies and Cream lineage. The overall flavor is earthy and herbal with notes of diesel and sweet undertones. However, in terms of effects, you almost immediately start to feel some of the famous sensations provided by it's GG4 predecessor. Nice calm head high that follows with a wave of relaxation down the body. Not too heavy behind the eyes. This has probably become a top 15 strain for me, and I am sort of picky lol. Overall 8/10.

Fan of Cookies & Cream, and not of GG4. I've tried GG on a million different occasions, as flower, dabs, and edibles, and it just makes me feel depressed as shit. Tried grease monkey flower one with hopes it might be different and I was right! It has the heaviness, potency (31.0% THC), and gripping feel that I liked in GG4, but without any of the mental yuck that I felt with it before. Instead, the head high is ethereal and uplifting, without being too intense at all. Felt like I was being tightly wrapped in a big blanket. Buzzing and slightly disorienting head high. Shared a joint with my boyf and we felt like we were on a hot air balloon. Excellent for nighttime use, not ideal for daytime. Imo, best enjoyed if you have a night were u just want to be faded asf and feel nice and comforted. One of the only fully enjoyable couch locks I have ever experienced.

Don’t understand why I’m affected differently than everyone else. It kept me up all night and gave me horrible paranoia/depression. I had 5mg of an edible so I don’t think I overdid it.

This is a very sweet strain. Very enjoyable to smoke with Glass. It has a sweet pineapple/honey/floral flavor. The high is very stony. Doesn’t make your mind race. Just relaxes your mind as well as your upper body. Definitely a good daytime or nighttime strain.

Best flower I had in Az I mean that idk wat to say but the strain is amazing I underestimated this strain top shelf 25% t