Green Crack reviews

First off let me say to not get thrown off my the name. Green crack opposed to real crack is an amazing medicine for people like me with social anxiety. If smoked in small amounts green crack will leave you clear headed and ready to tackle the social world. If smoked in larger amounts I found you could really feel the indica side of the strain which was also a pleasant experience, overall I would definitely recommend and look forward to getting again.

I do tend to get paranoid with sativa but wanted something that will keep me alert and awake, not couch locked. I have been extremely cautious with THC, since the past experiences with paranoia caused me to stop using completely, for nearly 30 years. I use a Dynavap M, which I really like a lot. I tried the micro-dosing approach with this, as I did with the DP, and I found that this is a little different from the DP, but it does keep me awake, my perception seems sharper, as far as colours and senses, I actually want to go out (unheard of for me, when using cannabis!), walk my dog, visit people. Good news: no munchies, no overwhelming thirst where I'd pay someone a lot of cash for a drink of water, no paranoia. I do take care if I need to drive, as I am one of those people that is hypersensitive to any altered sensation. If I am going to get paranoid it will be if I drive. After a micro-dose, which literally, due to the method used, is a teeeeeny amount of coarse-ground flower, I will clean, walk, write...and am perfectly OK to drive after about 2 hours. (I may be OK to drive before that but I don't play games with vehicles on freeways. I have zero desire to put anyone at risk, so I may be overestimating how long I need, but I'd more comfortable doing it this way). Am I the world's biggest lightweight? Maybe! BUT, that also makes my purchase last way, way longer than some people's might, and is therefore cost effective and perfectly fine with me! I am way too old to be competitive about how much I can smoke. I hope this is helpful. Thank you.

This strain lived up to the reviews. Not much more I can say that hasn't been said but... Very uplifting and happy. Energetic. Inspiring. Smooth and comes on a little slow. Very clean feeling and leaves me alert. The buds smell like a sweet hoppy beer. A somewhat piny and sudsy smell. If you enjoy marijuana to feel good and be happy and creative, this is a MUST TRY strain! SO glad I found it!

This has been the ONLY strain to effectively combat my IBS effectively. With only a few puffs of the blunt, WEEKS and MONTHS worth of abdominal pain and cramping were OVER. I was actually hungry and could eat again. This is my new favorite strain. Previously, only powerful and EXPENSIVE anti nausea agents, pain killers, gas pills, etc could scrape the surface of the symptoms.

I am a very big lightweight. I tend to get very overwhelmed and paranoid from cannabis so I'm a very analytical about different strains. I took one hit and this strain at first was very light feeling (not much to it) THEN it hit me like a wave. I felt very heavy and started to get pretty paranoid, slurred my words, and was just plain FUCKED UP for about 10 minutes lol then a second level clicked in that was just pure euphoria, giggles, relaxation, and a sense of just pure joy. My exhaustion turned into enjoyment and I just couldn't stop talking with my fiancé' and her family in such a happy manner. The come down was as smooth and calming as having sex in a field of clouds. Very great strain. Only reason I gave it a 4 out of 5 is because of the first 10 minute paranoia and confusion (because I don't like that shit lol) but that's just me. Enjoy.

This strain is both therapeutic and FUN! I suffer from depression, anxiety, nausea, appetite loss and fatigue. Before trying it I felt like chores could wait 1 more day. About 4 hits and 10 minutes later, WOWZEE! Green Crack changed the pace of time as my mind wandered around the world in what felt like hours but was really only about 20 minutes. Normally stuff like that would freak me out/trigger anxiety. But instead it kept me present enough to remember why that was happening. So I sat back in my chair, took some slow deep breaths and just let it happen. It was a very enjoyable and exciting experience for me to be able to just take a few minutes to get out from under the weight of life and enjoy a thrill and chill ride except of course it was in my head instead of at a theme park. About 20 minutes later, I felt like I wanted to enjoy more of this later without having to worry about chores. They got done without hesitation at that point. Finally the hunger and thirst came along. Before I began using weed to help with my appetite loss, I was wasting away and struggling to consume around 400 calories per day. Today with the help of Green Crack, I have comfortably consumed around 1,000 calories. The only slight down sides are that it makes me cough more than I’d like and my palms get sweaty at first. It’s uncomfortable but temporary and manageable at the same time. Other than that, I think this is one of my favorite “any time of day on a day off” kind of strains. Again... fun and life-saving!

this shit is insane

Great daytime strain.