Hippie Crippler reviews

this is really good, its that sit in the park catch abreeze kind of smoke

This is the dankest strain I’ve ever smoked and that’s saying a lot.

I set the fire alarm ringtone as my alarm. Passed out after a joint. Woke up 20 minutes later to my alarm going off. Ran into kitchen and opened the oven. I started tweaking thinking that the "smoke police" where going to come banging like "hey it smells like a whole lot of kush out here !!!"--I realized that I was faded and it was my phone the one time. All in 5 seconds. Thank you Hippie Crippler.

This is the happy focus I needed. It hits strong upfront, so chill for 15-30 min. I have a higher tolerance and one bowl was more than enough to get me motivated and start my day. Some reviews have said that this caused an anxiety attack. I have severe anxiety and I did not experience this. But I think the essential here is make sure you sit and relax after the first hit for up to 30 min. If you like Green Crack and still want to feel a little happier, try this.

Very sweet smelling and tasting. I have vaped this is and it very nice. Doesn't knock you off your feet which is good but can leave a heavy lazy buzz!

Great stuff! This strain really opens up the mind and soul for some deep thoughts that sort of open your eyes for answers you may have been on the fence about spiritually. Great for creative thinking! Great pleasures while listening to music really moves the soul. Makes you feel happy and will knock you on your ass all at the same time.

One of the single strongest strains I've ever had the pleasure to consume in my life. This is some tip-top shelf cannabis, definitely connoisseur grade flower. Initially, I was surprised to learn this stuff was a sativa-dominant, because the couch lock was real for me. I didn't want to do ANYTHING except watch Rick and Morty or sleep. In retrospect, I can now see the very cerebral sativa styled effects. This stuff made me feel like I was hallucinating the first time I solo seshed with it. It was a very "buggy" kind of high, I got a bit paranoid, a little bit of anxiety but nothing I couldn't handle. And oh boy, the cotton mouth on this particular cut was pretty evident for about an hour and a half. But, besides a tiny bit of anxiety and some serious cotton mouth, I have nothin' but a whole lot of love for Hippie Crippler. |BREAKDOWN:| Effects - 10/10 Taste - 6/10 Appearance/Bag Appeal - 8/10 (Covered in trichomes) Smell - 9/10 Comedown - Gentle-Moderate Overall - 8.25 (A strong 8, the taste heavily swayed the total).

One of my favorites of all time. Hard to find strain. It's a true treasure.