Hippie Crippler reviews

One of the single strongest strains I've ever had the pleasure to consume in my life. This is some tip-top shelf cannabis, definitely connoisseur grade flower. Initially, I was surprised to learn this stuff was a sativa-dominant, because the couch lock was real for me. I didn't want to do ANYTHING except watch Rick and Morty or sleep. In retrospect, I can now see the very cerebral sativa styled effects. This stuff made me feel like I was hallucinating the first time I solo seshed with it. It was a very "buggy" kind of high, I got a bit paranoid, a little bit of anxiety but nothing I couldn't handle. And oh boy, the cotton mouth on this particular cut was pretty evident for about an hour and a half. But, besides a tiny bit of anxiety and some serious cotton mouth, I have nothin' but a whole lot of love for Hippie Crippler. |BREAKDOWN:| Effects - 10/10 Taste - 6/10 Appearance/Bag Appeal - 8/10 (Covered in trichomes) Smell - 9/10 Comedown - Gentle-Moderate Overall - 8.25 (A strong 8, the taste heavily swayed the total).

This is the real deal. Strong smell. The kind of Bud that knocks your dick in the dirt. Enjoy mofos.

Meh. This one is going to have to be a pass for me. I tried this one from two different vendors & I can't say I was impressed with either of the batches. I found the high very light and just kind of blah. There are definitely better saliva uppity strains to play around with. Wham, bam, thank you, ma'am. I'll see you around.

Tasty and uplifting yet relaxing, great for ADD or after a long days work when you still have stuff to do

had about six bowls of this prime ass weed. now I see why they call it hippie crippler <3

Easy to get started with; for those of us who enjoy all day smoke... Reminds me of some 80s sensimillion*

smells of papaya, with dominant sativa traits, sweet smelling, and tasty. will keep you awake. really love this strain for writing music

Its alright, too earthy for me