Kryptonite reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Kryptonite.
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Normally I'm a smoker, but I've been dealing with pneumonia and a broken rib, so I've been vaporizing Kryptonite the last day....and praise Cheebus, I am pain free and it's easier to breath. And to claim pain-free after this hell is no easy feat. Five fucking stars 👏🖒
Method of consumption: Volcano Vaporizer
Pros: Fast acting (~5 min.), Relaxing & pain relief. Improves mood.
Cons: Dry Eyes & Mouth. Have a drink near by.
Overall/Other. Earthy taste with a hint of sweetness, usualy on exhale. Normal draw/pull exhale. Some munchies. Minor couch lock, because you are so relaxed. Added consumption could cause some tiredness if desired.
Strain description is spot on. Would definitely recommend for relaxation or for pain. An "active" indica, that would be good for anytime.
March 21, 2012
Mostly a fuzzy/muddy head high. Causes you to have very short-term perception - so everything seems new and exciting every second. Opposite of "clear-minded".
There's a good sense of euphoria that's just barely enough to keep me from becoming TOO aware of myself. There's a lingering uncertainty, though, that I could live without.
Physical high is great! Very warm and tingly...almost LCD like. The tactile sensations are similarly reminiscent of mdma. Potent! Provided THE BEST sexy time I've ever experienced.
Overall, quite happy! While on it, things ring true in hilarious ways.
This strain provided the overwhelming sense of nostalgia I've been looking for. Would be perfect for reliving old cartoons from your childhood.
Lonnnng, lingering effect. Still felt a little muddy the following morning. But wasn't "bad".
amazing, sleepy and smoke well! good with bong and joint, really relaxing, hit fast when you light up!!
Form: Badder
Brand: Moxie by PurePenn
THC: 91%
I would be absolutely in excruciating pain if not for this strain, had my gallbladder removed and pain killers don't help at all in comparison to this guy.
The Mendocino Purple parents is more dominant in the flavor to me,beautiful amber badder color.
When you go to smell it you think to yourself this is how good marijuana is supposed to smell.
It alo doesn't leave me with the feeling of needing to cough which is super crucial right now,
I will always love this strain for it's amazing pain relieving properties!
I had a "Grape" Kryptonite, pretty amazing stuff. Smelled of grapes, faint, but it had the scent - looked a bit purple too. It had a slightly sweet aftertaste, like grape tea if it existed. This Kryptonite made me fairly sleepy, although I could fight the sleep, I just didn't want to. I was so chill and mellow, I wanted to just let it happen. Worked for my muscle pain, headache, and cramps (hooray). Tastes a lot sweeter if you vape it.
I only smoked enough to get me to my hyper-stoned stage right before i would get to relaxation mode. I felt like King Kong, like i could do any fucking thing i wanted. So it honestly scared me because i didnt want to do some stupid shit. But I still like it, i just smoked just enough for that bad trip.
Highly Recommended to someone with Insomnia, or any Pains. :)
September 17, 2016
Great strain here smells so amazing fruity to the max great high definitely a heavy hitter :)