Kryptonite reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Kryptonite.
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I only smoked enough to get me to my hyper-stoned stage right before i would get to relaxation mode. I felt like King Kong, like i could do any fucking thing i wanted. So it honestly scared me because i didnt want to do some stupid shit. But I still like it, i just smoked just enough for that bad trip.
Highly Recommended to someone with Insomnia, or any Pains. :)
July 27, 2011
Very nice creeper high... at first you don't really even get that initial buzz (i have a high tolerance, so i can only speak for myself) but after about 5 minutes or so it starts to kick in for me. at first i almost thought it wasnt even doing anything, but i waited it out... 1/4 gram-bowl bong hit is what i took. after about 20 minutes it was hitting very hard. even though it has an average thc level (16.2%) it hits much harder than i expected... the body buzz is amazing, and makes for a great jo session/sex overall. your head doesnt really trip out much though and music sounds great too... your vision becomes VERY sharp, and almost 3D like... words on my computer seem to pop out and colors are a bit more vivid. its really cool to do creative stuff in photoshop... ive attached my pic in the gallery for you guys to see... 1 edited and 1 not (well it is, but retouched, not creatively)
Great strain. Acquired from a trusted source in the city. Very potent with a heavy kush taste to it. Delivers a focused but lazy high. I'd advise against leaving your home with this strain; it is very pungent and, once you medicate with it, it leaves you wanting to just sit down and relax...
March 22, 2016
It takes like two bows to get a high off of this with the stuff I got at this spot. It kinda makes me think about thoughts deep as I would with mushies but it's an okay high
My brother has persistent insomnia. I told him I had a strain that's great for sleep. He doesn't believe in pharmaceuticals, so I thought this would be perfect. After smoking he soon fell into a deep slumber and felt ten times better in the morning. Since I have no problems sleeping, it's not really one of my favorite strains. But if you need sleep desperately, give it a try.
Mild effects, for an indica, combined with a bad floral, almost soapy, taste. There's a lot of flavors but they do not mix well and it comes out dull. This is as disappointing as it must have felt for Superman to find out pieces of his home planet take away his superpowers.
I really liked this flower. It has a strong smell that is woody and earthy. The crystals drip all over the buds looking like drops of dew. It breaks up really nicely and the high is long lasting. This is definitely a good indica strain.
"Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I fear no evil, for You are with me; Your rod and Your staff, they comfort me"
As I suck on the tithe of Mother Teresa herself, I cannot stand to realize that I am a left-handed man in a right-handed world. I peak on the edge of justice and liberty and feel as free as the eagle on a freshly minted quarter.
This strain makes me Superman and Batman at the same time. I am all holy and all satanic, the world is at my fingertips. Not only am I Max from "Where the Wild Things Are", but also I am a great white shark in a fish tank.
Kryptonite is the strain that takes me to Planet Cybertron where I feast with Snoop Dogg, and the Teletubbies. I have never felt so alive, yet so dead.
I honestly have no idea, if I am writing a review, or a memoir.