Lemon Haze reviews

might be one of my new faves tbh. Literally smells like a lemon and the nugs are beautiful. So crystally and orange. Hits hard as hell to but also very satisfying. 10/10

LEMME START BY SAYING I LOOOVE SATIVAS. Having said that as much as I love sativas & out of the 250+ sativa strains I've tried I've only came across MAYBE 20 that I liked & this is 1 of them. The reason I've only found 20 go to Sativa strains outta the 250+ sativa strains I've tried is because THE MAIN THINGS I WANT OUT OF A SATIVA are 1st; VERY ENERGETIC & RACY in both the physical & cerebral form & Lemon Haze gives me that WITHOUT GIVING me the panic attacks & paranoia & anxiety that 230 of those 250 sativas I've tried gave me. In addition to the cerebral stimulation in the physical form (Im talking about that warm head massage feeling kinda just like the main attribute that Headband gives) I also want my sativa to affect me cerebrally in the way of IMMEDIATELY curbing a bad, sad, or aggressive mood as Im bipolar so my mind ONLY KNOWS THESE FEELINGS; Rage/anger, sadness/depression & lethargy, EXTREME HAPINESS & ENERGY, or boredom. Lemon Haze LITERALLY cures 3 of the symptoms that bipolar has made my life unmanageable & it helps me when Im sad & just wanna lay dowm & go to sleep & not wake up til the sadness & depression & suicidal thoughts go away. It helps w/the lethargy & puts my mind in a good place & brings out MY TRUE FEELINGS which I had my entire childhood before the bipolar disease manifested in me (bipolar is well known for not manifesting in females til as early as 18 anywhere until about 21 or so, it doesnt manifest in most males til A LITTLE later usually around 20-26) & my true feelings/attitude was loving, caring, amiable, friendly, etc.. & Lemon Haze takes me there. THE ONLY REASON I gave it 4 stars & not 5 cuz it DOES give me a Lil energy but there are versions of Lemon Haze such as Super Lemon Haze that take my energy to the highest it can get which is EXACTLY where I NEED my energy to be when it comes to working out at the gym, working, or competing in sports or tournaments (MMA, BJJ tourneys, MMA practice AND ESPECIALLY during Wrestling/grappling practice & sparring days). Regular Lemon Haze takes my energy to a 7 when I NEED my energy to be at a high 9-10 in those scenarios. Other than everything else I've mentioned I REALLY HATE how the industry is moving to this stupid fuckin "terpene" craze. All of a sudden ppl are choosing from strains (strains they've NEVER SMOKED & HAVE NO IDEA WHETHER TO EXPECT couch lock & appetite like a pure Indica would give u OR a very fast heart beat, racing thoughts of sad things & anxiety along w/paranoia etc...) according to it's "terpene profile. I smoke weed to get high & cure my ailments, I could give a Fuck what its terpene profile is as long as is takes me to where I need to be in order for me to be an active member of society & an all around likeable good person, BUT FOR THOSE OF U WEIRDOS who only smoke weed as it pertains to ur nose & fukn taste buds WHEN U SHOULD GO EAT A FUKN STEAK OR WATEVER THE FUCK when ur looking to please ur nose & pallet BUT Ill TRY to help explain this strains terps. Keep in mind, for me knowing this strains terp profile & the names like limomene to describe a strain would be like me trying to tell u how to say Lemon Haze in farce or sum shit but WHEN GROWN BY ANYONE OTHER THAN A BEGINNING TO NOVICE LEVEL & WHEN GROWN BY SOMEONE WHO'S BEEN SUCCESSFULLY GROWING (IMO to be a successful grower u should have AT LEAST 6 yrs of growing under ur belt, u must have grown AT LEAST 100+ diff strains in ur yrs as a grower, you must have tried growing in soil, coco, supersoil,& hydro as in a TRUE HYDRO MACHINE OR in a kitty pool with the pot/container the plant's growing in sitting on a pallet using the wick system,& u also need to be able to grow ANY strain both indoor & out using ANY medium & still get the same results which need to be a huge plant & a huge yield w/ur buds covered in crystals, dense, must have classic smell tht strain is known for,& 20+% THC plus high % in other cannabinoids), having said that U'll know if ur smoking a batch grown by a master grower if the THC is 20% or more, big, hard, dense buds w/both shades of light & dark green w/amber hairs, it should smell AND taste HIGHLY of lemon or "LIMOMENE", kinda peppery, a lil skunky or pungent.

It is very warm and very lovely. It pulled the tension straight out of my scalp. The lemon sat quietly on my tongue, I felt like I was in a field of lemon trees. It complimented the undissolved vitamin C we took perfectly! It’s like a bubble around your head

Very great sativa, usuallt sativas dont give me that much energy and dont uplift me but this one sure does and it hits very hard. Smoked one pipe full and stoned for 2-3h hours and by stoned I mean very s t o n e d

Just a really good strain, tho not my favorite.

Was a very nice relaxing high, good for going out or staying home and watching movies

really great strain, as soon as I have an anxiety/panic attack coming on I have a little smoke and within 5-10 minutes i'm all sorted, calm and happy. taste is on the sweeter side and isn't harsh down your throat like some can be. definitely recommend!

First thing I noticed was the strong lemony scent. This is a happy high and tasty too. I think I’m just a fan of all the haze variations. Beautiful bud too. I wasn’t expecting to be this impressed but here I am writing a review lol