L'Orange reviews

Not for novice or occasional smoker. Will rip you a new a@@hole!

Many thanks to the budtender who recommended this product (Dogwalkers 5 mini rolls). Two hits from my hitter and I prepared a casserole and got it in the oven without stressing one bit about it. I'm wayy baked. Maybe not for beginners. This kind of potency is not often found in Illinois. I highly recommend.

This was top shelf where we bought it to try it out. We paid $70 for an 8th, figuring the $15 extra was the cost of saving us a drive all the way into L.A. where it sells for $55. It's definitely a great high. Very focused and clean. Be careful as it is a creeper. About 15 minutes in, it will intensify again for like 20 minutes. In all ways the flower, the smoke, the scent and the high are a 5 star. Reminds me of a high from some premium Sour D or J1. The loss of a star is due to the fact that it makes you super cranky after it wears off. Same effect across 3 regular users, so I think it is safe to say the 8th we got results in a very cranky hangover. Could be they didn't flush the plant long enough with clean water before harvesting the flower, we don't know. For that reason I won't buy it again. I would try it again in a year if it was free, to see if they sorted that issue out.

Been one of my favorite new Strains from rhythm in Maryland. There is a MAJOR lack of proper “sativa” strains in the medical markets I have access to which is Maryland and DC The overwhelming majority of cannabis available is all Indica dominant hybrids unfortunately because people are ignorant and just want whatever strain their favorite rapper is rapping about. Of course the cultivators aren’t gonna complain because they’re making much more money this way and life is much easier for them this way. Even this Lorange I still don’t consider this a true sativa but it’s definitely a sativa leaning hybrid. Unfortunately Pennsylvania doesn’t accept medical cards from out of state or I would be going up there to shop because for some reason the legal market in Pennsylvania actually has a major selection of genuine and proper sativa strains they have all kinds of haze varieties which are my favorite. This is why I love traveling to Amsterdam or Spain because they know what’s up they’ve been at this much longer than us and they realize that exotic sativas are true connoisseur grade strains. So back to this Lorange it smells almost identical to all the “California Orange” crosses like Tangie or blood orange. Just by smelling It I would assume it’s terpinolene dominant like Tangie however it has almost no terpinolene. The dominant terpene is Limonene at just over 1% Myrcene is next at 0.42% then both Caryophyllene and Linalool are tied at 0.38% The rest of the terps aren’t worth mentioning their in negligible amounts. It’s regularly testing right around 30% THC on average But I always say who cares about THC as long as there’s at least 18% THC I’m happy as long as it’s loaded with terps. I keep trying to tell people it’s all about The terpenes. This foolish desire to just buy whatever is testing highest in THC is ignorant, foolish and ruining the cannabis industry. If People focused on terps the same way they do about THC we’d have such better quality medicine. I mean think about it when you get some really amazing bud The moment you realize how good it is comes when you first open the jar or bag and if it’s “loud” as they say and has a super strong pungent odor that smacks you in the face then you know you have some good herb. You can’t smell THC though It’s the terpenes your smelling. So when your unfortunate Enough To live in one of the states that doesn’t test for terps you have to go with your nose this Lorange is regularly testing between 2-3% terps which is very nice. Ideally you want over 4% terps that’s the equivalent of having 35% THC. The reason Durban poison or haze or Jack Herer feel like “sativas” meaning being energizing, focusing, stimulating and have that psychedelic introspective trippy head high is because of the terpenes. The reason Afghani or purple kush feel like an “indica” and are sedating, relaxing, and produce intense tingly body highs is again because of the terpenes. So if you have some flower that’s 30% THC but only has 1% or even less total terpenes then you will not experience the unique high that strain is known for. If you want to truly feel what a certain strain actually feels like you need terps. Without terps it will all feel the same it will all just give you the generic THC high and that’s it. Because this is a Limonene driven sativa with a decent amount of Linalool this is a perfect daytime strain that will make you productive but not be as prone to cause anxiety unlike most terpinolene or pinene driven sativas. This strain smells and tastes heavenly. Like I said this is one of my favorite strains they are currently offering because such strains are so rare unfortunately. I would honestly be willing to pay 120$ even for just an 8th of well grown and cured pure haze or Neville’s haze or a pure African landrace like Malawi or Congolese or even a pure Thai sativa. Durban poison doesn’t count because almost all of the Durban poison I have ever encountered from a dispensary is not he true original African landrace they are all watered down versions with some indica genetics bred in. I have had Durban poison from eight different cultivators legally in the United States Over the years from dispensaries in the west coast and here in the east coast and all but one were disappointing and even that one still wasn’t the real deal but still better than the rest. The only time I had proper Durban poison was from a coffee shop in Spain and holy crap that truly did feel like the espresso of cannabis I was cleaning and talking nonstop and I couldn’t stop cleaning my heart was racing and It had some similarities with actual psychedelics like LSD. Pinapple Budder Jack is a phenomenal sativa leaning strain rhythm also has I pray they continue it.

Rythem's L'ORANGE is NOT 15% THC!!! That should be corrected for this strain will KO you or have you flying around cleaning the house!! Last batch I grabbed was 26.81%THC. STRAIGHT GAS!!!!!! TRY IT!!!!!

I usually dont do Sativas, But this stuff is strait FIRE!!! Taste Amazing and gets you medicated without having Any anxiety or Paranoia. I give it a 10!, Great for 21% and its good for Daytime smoke as well. I would recommend this to Any Sativa lover....Im an Indica lover, and I still like this strain alot!!

This has to be the best sativa. That's it.

The first two times we tried this, my wife and I came away utterly unimpressed. But, waste not want not...The third time, Wow! An awesome full-body high accompanied by those delightful little trips into the void where your mind runs wild - then you pop back to reality not sure if you were gone for a few seconds or an hour. I am an admitted lightweight, but one or two hits of this off of my vape and I am good for a couple hours and then pad off to bed for a great sleep with some weird dreams. This morning on a whim we took two quick hits before we had sex and, well, sex hasn't been like that in a long time! Totally freed the mind and magnified sensations. Then we both had wild dreams when we dozed off afterwards. GREAT way to start the day!