Master Yoda reviews

Spectacular, intergalactic, and the master strain of powerfully relaxing, pain free, and mind blowing indica experience. Mega couch lock, extreme munchies, and your mind will definitely go on a spiritual journey. Crazy strain, a must try for anyone who loves indica strains!

I have a "Pure" brand vape cartridge of this strain at 74% thc and this cartridge has the best lemony kush smell with the slightest hint on menthol, it's fucking amazing.

Grabbed 3.5g of this strain due to the recommendation from my budtender. My wife and I fired up the Volcano Hybrid for this one and HOLY SMOKES (no pun intended), what an experience. The strain wasn’t overpowering at all. We experienced a light cerebral effect, accompanied with a glorious body euphoria. My wife then began to unfold my childhood and adult characteristics, as if she was the wise Yoda we all know. Looks like I could have saved years of therapy just by handing over some of this sweet flower to my ol’ lady (HA!) Anyway, I contemplated giving this a 5 Star review, but I’m saving that last star for that rare find and feel. Overall, “Try this, you must”! -Yoda

One of the best. Truly an epic strain. You will find yourself pleasantly, but pulsingly, high, and it will truly test the limits of your tolerance levels. The best buds will kick your ass, and you will know and remember them for the rest of your smoking days! Good for music, festivals, shopping, and lowkey activity. A real heavyweight, among today's high THC strains.

Should’ve did a bit more research on this one. It’s a creeper for sure! We cultivate so the dispensary’s are pretty much for research. Master Yoda kicked our asses!!!! Needs probably a warning label or it will get you too geeked for sure. Tasted great and very smooth, super giggly but then i felt like I ate a handful of opiates and then it knocked us out. Great strain but I have to admit you have to be careful my friend!

It got me stoned. Felt euphoric and a little hazy. Watched broad city and noticed legs are super weird. I had a couple"epiphanies". Great smoke.

I got a half ounce from Verts in Dexter and the lab results on the package are different from your writeup in that nerolidol is the dominant terpene instead of myrcene and the THC is nearly doubled. I love the high, it makes me very relaxed and sleepy though so it's best in the evenings. I smoke for pain and anxiety relief and this weed does a good job of keeping both under control.

I love this hybrid. It's a perfect mixture of being alert but oh so chill at the same time. It's my daily go-to. I get anxiety and certain strains will trigger it but Master Yoda helps me to overcome!