Master Yoda reviews

Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Master Yoda.

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April 16, 2022
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Should’ve did a bit more research on this one. It’s a creeper for sure! We cultivate so the dispensary’s are pretty much for research. Master Yoda kicked our asses!!!! Needs probably a warning label or it will get you too geeked for sure. Tasted great and very smooth, super giggly but then i felt like I ate a handful of opiates and then it knocked us out. Great strain but I have to admit you have to be careful my friend!
February 3, 2022
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strong it is. relax you will. gone pain is. strain use you must.
October 10, 2017
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I don’t think this strain gave me as much of a high as I had hoped, BUT....it relaxes the shit out of you. Sex is amazing on it btw, if anybody was wondering. Ladies? Can I get a “hell yeah”? 😂 I’m kidding....not about the sex part though, I was serious about that. I also feel very focused and aware which I wasn’t expecting. I will smoke again for sure, but I won’t rush out to buy it.
March 19, 2015
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Talk about the Force being with you! I took a nice size vape hit of this stuff and I was instantly put into a quiet trance. I am always looking for a good nighttime relaxing remedy to help me snooze and shut my brain down a bit. This is pretty much that. I sat on the couch and pretty much melted right in. After about 10 minutes I was telling my wife goofy Star Wars facts and making goofy Star Wars puns in regards to Yoda kicking my ass. After about 40 minutes of ultra relaxation, I was ready for bed. I was out in about 10 minutes. So, Master Yoda had his grip on me for about an hour and then I slept like a champ! I'll be back, at bedtime, for my medicine. Good night!
June 8, 2015
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21% THC /// Spicy, Herbal Lavender Taste with a Sweet hint /// The high can be described as perfect! // Master Yoda clinched 1st Place at High Times Los Angeles Cannabis Cup in 2012 // OG Kush x Master Kush cross that has been beyond perfected by selective phenotypes, back-crossing, and strong genetics/parents. A nice indica dominant high, but the sativa does keep me focused, keep me uplifted and chill. A true stoner's 5/5, even if not your favorite... the heavy lock and glued to the seat feeling, with a nice head high to keep me goin! mmmm lovin' it!
July 12, 2017
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I love it. Have used through a vaporizer as well as combusting and both time the effects have been perfect for me. A few small hits helped with relaxation and focus during paper writing. A few more hits and I was on my couch aimlessly browsing Reddit. Moderation is key as this strain can sneak up. Either way, it is a great evening strain since it is slightly more indica dominant. Have fun!
February 8, 2016
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over at BLÜM OAKLAND pretty regularly....gotta get it while each batch lasts
February 27, 2018
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Awesomestrain for muscle spasms and/or any type of Back injury. I’m speaking from personal experience obviously but this worked wonders for me. I broke my back in 2015 and decided to go with medical marijuana instead of chasing the rabbit down the black hole of opiate addiction (which unfortunately I have experienced) even when I took them as directed, I know marijuana is a better option. My tolerance rose much faster to THc than I thought it would die to edibles, but soon found strains such as Master Yoda that are very high in THc but work well with high tolerance patients because I am able to use this all day and night without getting too drowsy. Micro dosing is something everyone should research and test on themselves. A couple puffs of M.Yoda, every two-three hours works perfectly for my spasms and pain from nerve damage. I am not a medical doctor so my experiences with micro dosing worked well for me, I am not in any way trying to tell anyone how to take their medications. Everyone is different. But it’s worth looking into.

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