Maui Wowie reviews

This is the closest thing I’ve found to having one drink... and by that I mean, it’s out of your system in an hour and a half. If you are the kind of person who just wants a little pick me up for the night out, that puts a big smile on your face but still lets you function on all cylinders... this is it. Feel good happy juice.

I think this is by far my favorite strain in cartridge form so far. Very uplifting, euphoric, and energetic. It’s a great high, but not foggy. Tastes and smells amazing too!

Nice smoke left me coughing with an energetic, meaningful high. Amazing smell when i oped my grinder the whole room immediately went tropic thunder

After a few times smoking/vaping an industry friend’s high quality homegrown Maui Wowie cultivar, this is my favorite strain at the moment. Keep in mind, I’m more of a sativa guy. I smoke everything but I prefer weed that stimulates me and/or leaves me with a clear head for the most part, mostly to help with my adhd. This does a great job at that, unlike other 25+% thc dispensary Maui Wowie cultivars I’ve tried. The Most (dispensary) sativa leaning strains I get nowadays are totally hybridized even when labeled a “pure sativa”. To keep things simple, this is what I expect/wish a “sativa hybrid” to feel like - stimulated and energized, but relaxed and free of anxiety or racing thoughts. I feel euphoric, not drowsy, clearheaded and all while my mind is slowed to a reasonable pace. The flavor of this bud is exceptional and leafly describes it well. Tropical and fruity, with floral notes. My buddy gets to test his homegrows for free because his contract with the lab allows so I got to see the terp profile :) … Myrcene - .52% a-Pinene - .28% Linalool - .09% Limonene - .05% Ocimene - .04% This terp profile stumps me a little bit as far as effects, but not flavor. The myrcene contributes to the earthy fruity smell. The pinene gives the myrcene a smoother edge, adding more to the sweet flavor. Linalool, the floral terpene is a sneaky one: anything over .02% can make a huge difference in flavor in my experience. With that being said, the linalool rounds it all out with a light flowery sweetness. Limonene is lemony and citrusy, making a great contribution to the tropical fruit flavor. Ocimene is minty, but this small amount just “brightens” the rest of the scents. The reason I’m confused about the effects is because myrcene generally has a noticeable sedative affect for me, and I don’t notice that at all. Alpha pinene seems to make the weed relaxed without sedation which makes sense. Linalool normally just saves me from any anxiety, but combined with myrcene it seems to add to the sedative effect. Limonene is generally more alert and energetic but there’s such a low amount. The .05% must be holding up the energetic side of things. I haven’t noticed anything specific from Ocimene yet but in my reading I found a source that said “Ocimene has shown to provide synergy (referring to a relaxing entourage effect) when combined with other terpenes, including alpha-pinene and myrcene.” Normally limonene and especially terpinolene are the terpenes I look to for energetic effects but they both tested low: .05 and .007 respectively. All in all, epic strain. Testing in at 14.7% THC / 1.2% CBD, this takes a very high spot in my all time favorite strains. Amazing floral tropical fruit taste/smell and perfect ganja for a euphoric, but productive daytime smoke. If I could give people clones/seeds of this phenotype I would

This is my favorite strain of all time. I suffer from extreme anxiety, stress, panic attacks, and depression. This strain is uplifting, relaxing and always makes me feel better.

I should probably provide some context before I confuse some folks... ***Hawaiian strains are just my jelly jam... Yes, they're Sativa, but there's just something about them because they're also the most beautiful body sensations (to me) of most strains, including many indica's, that they wind up being far more relaxing than the just the energizing effects everyone else seems to get from sativa strains.*** That being said, Maui is most definitely WOWie! This is my ideal strain. It's more body tingle than the melty feel you get from Pineapple Express. YES, you most certainly CAN do any and everything you need to do throughout the day, and then some (especially on sunny days :D)... but TAKE IT SLOW! Because too much of this can sooth you into an absolute coma if you're like me. Yes, you get the pineapple, yes you get the island flavor and scents. If Hawaiian Lofi had a spirit animal, it would be Maui Wowie.

Great bud for myself, smoke is thick and not to danky. It has fruity type smell more than taste to me. It helps with my ADHD but slightly increases my already existing anxiety. Great for pain and inflammation, “of the hands and spine” the “high” is short lived and it does not cause you to loose ambition. The pain and inflammation relief is long, about 4 hours or so. A great bud. I usually see it in small nuggets or large buds.

Super smooth and mellow buzz... I felt very calm and relaxed while everything around me was awesome and very entertaining. Definitely a good day strain.