Pineapple Express reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Pineapple Express.
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I refuse to answer the "negatives" because when I'm high frankly I don't want to think about negatives, so I don't even want to answer that and this high is fine I don't know why it would have any negatives.
Anyhow I feel very uplifted and very happy. At the beginning of the high for maybe a minute I slugged around then all of a sudden I jumped up and I felt motivated, aware and ready to do something! I'm not sure if this is sativa or indica but regardless I did feel a boost of energy.
I also feel very... springy. Like I feel like it's spring and it's sunny out and it's just like generally happy... haha.
This was a good pick, I feel stoned. Very stoned...
So maybe I inhaled it better this time , but holy shit! I snapped through my first few rips out of my new grace glass 18 arm perk and after 15 minutes I thought the couch was eating me! My body felt like it was melting with the couch!I saw my friends drift further and further away then we got hungry and they had to physically pull my dumbass off the couch because I was watching and re watching the trailer for The Bourne Identity (which is like 8-10 years old). Overall don't smoke this unless you have some time to kill because I was only capable of breathing and watching the trailer for a movie that had been out for a long time.
Nice mild high. Good every day weed in that you're fully functional. Just a great relaxed and happy feeling. Not particularly thought provoking if that's what you're going for.
I would give this higher the only problem is that it doesn't quiet last as long, but this balance of flavor and feeling is fantastic as if I am floating on air. Makes me more sensitive to touch, feel, taste, smell, and above all connect on a earthy level. The vibration from this is high and is great for those meditative states of mind. Easily concentrate as if your Sheldon from the "Big bang" show.
"It's like smoking a unicorn."
I can not get over how unbelievable this strain is. In concentrate form it tastes like you're drinking a smoothie from booster juice. It has subtle body effects which kill pain without disabling you and there is zero burnout. The sativa effects are strong but not overwhelming, quite possibly the best sativa/indica mix for day time smoking. This is a great strain if you need to relax and feel good or kill pain throughout the day and I'd recommend everybody try it based on the taste alone.
First time puffing on PineApple Express (right now. It only recently became available in flower form at my dispensary. All the positive reviews written here are holding true for me. Some observations:
1. Cerebral, but in a very different way because...
2. Super relaxed! More so than I think I have ever experienced with MJ.
3. Negative thoughts and obsessive thoughts, couldn't keep them in my mind if I tried (not going to try too hard just to be safe).
4. Some mentioned feeling like a "slab of butter on a flapjack." Feels great, really great, but I wouldn't want it when I have to function at a high level of reasoning or motor control.
I love this sh**!!!!!! Every time I spoke this, I became super happy and giggly. Not a body high, I’d say. It’s a trip, though. Out and about, it’s fun with friends. When I’m alone, I get super inspired to do any artistic thing I can think of 😱
One of my absolute favorites and this is coming from a indica dominating smoker.