Pineapple Express reviews

would definitely recommend, i’m usually very anxious in public but with this, i was able to talk to anyone. there was no paranoia for me at all, overall it was a great high. perfect for any time of the day

top 3 for me chief

It should be noted that I consumed this plant-based material with my volcano vaporizer. I didn't use a shitty pipe when judging a strain so popular they made a movie about it. Don't believe the hype! In a lot of ways this strain is awful. Yes, a mediocre stoner movie was made about it and yes it does taste really good. If I rated this strain based on taste alone, it'd be 5/5. However that would disregard all of the shit you have to deal with to have that taste; personally, I'd sooner just eat real pineapple or find another strain. Even this strain's VAPOR is harsh. I tried to give it a chance a good 4 separate occasions before harshly reviewing it because like White Widow, it's one of those "untouchable" strains that everyone is supposed to like. On 4 separate occasions I loaded my volcano up and filled the bag up to different volumes thinking perhaps if it wasn't as much it would be more smooth. NOPE. Each time I coughed and coughed and coughed until I was hyperventilating and my heart was about 130 BPM presumably due to lack of oxygen. Smoke/Vapor is THICK and COARSE on the throat. It is also very dense, leading to an inability to "keep the hit down" if you know what I mean. Coughing fits that lasted 20 minutes from a fucking top of the line vaporizer? What's wrong here? Thankfully I never threw up, although came quite close. This also means it's horrible for people with nausea. You will cough until you puke. Period. Helped with pain significantly, however the trade off was 3 hour panic attacks that would not go away. Avoid. Avoid. Avoid. ... AVOID!!!

This is what dreams are made of. Pretty sure this strain is my wife. It’s a vibe. California coasting high kinda vibe. Relaxed not a care in the world. Chill and relaxing on a day off where you don’t have things to do. Feel like I am floating on clouds every time. And I am a very uptight person who can’t do a lot of strains without having a bad trip or feeling unable to let go so there you go! Now go take a ride on the Pinneapple Express 🚂

I didn't think this strain would live up to the movie hype but it did. it's one of the longer lasting strains of course it tastes like pineapple.

Heavy relaxation in your knees, core, shoulders and face. Euphoric waves, and deep emotion. Happy. This is a go-to strain for the classic parents-basement-with-your-friends high.

This strain motivated me to download the Leafly app just so I could leave a high (pun intended) review. A productive, social, introspective, giggly high that had me staying up till 2 a.m connecting with people and laughing about everything. Would only give it a 4.5 because the drymouth was damn near incurable, but otherwise it was the perfect high🍍✨

I wasn't that impressed visually with the buds, as they were moderately covered with trichomes. But the smell... wow this is one of the most unique smelling flowers ever. Smells citrusy, with a lot of sweetness, just like a pineapple. Complex stuff. Tastes almost the same as the scent. Effects felt very quickly, with mood alteration being rapid. Before I medicated my mood was a little cynical and down. After the first hit, I felt that things were alright, that the world is, was, and always will a beautiful place to exist. Unstoppable giggles ensued. I went for a hike, played guitar for hours, and just felt good to be human. Recommended highly for depression, creativity, and as an energy booster. Good vibes.