Purple Monkey Balls reviews

Heee heee... woah. This stuff is a total knockout, keeps you clear enough to function but toasts you head to toe with a smooth slowdown definitely a night strain when you’re trying to unwind 9/10 Would recommend to my “buds”

what a wonderfullly crystalized dessert. perfect at evening with family!

Purple Monkey Balls has the strongest smell and flavor of any bud I have ever smoked. Everybody I know loves this stuff and can’t get enough. The reason you don’t see more of the PMBs is that it doesn’t yield much weight. I only grow it as a labor of love of great tasting bud. I have grown PMB indoors in an aeroponic systems a few times now with THC scores over 28%. The plants are extremely compact Indicas. They will turn purple when exposed to colder night time temperatures, but mostly just on the outer leafs when grown indoors. They are fully ripe in about 10 weeks of flowering; but make sure to grow them as big as you can in veg because they don’t get that much bigger when they go into flowering. Indoors they may only stretch 1-2 feet during flowering. They have very tight internodes and dense leafs that shade each other. If you prune this plant you may regret it. It grows so dense naturally that when topped, the leafs block each other’s light. In hydro you will definitely need a chiller for your reservoir as the roots are not overly root rot resistant or high temperature tolerant. The buds also take longer to trim than most due to the dense leafs. My friend is growing 2 PMBs outdoor. With well-drained soil the roots may be happier than in hydro and in the cool fall nights the buds will be totally purple!

This is so good! Very tingly, really talkative and giggly, with some deep thoughts and burst era of laughter. We enjoyed it very much, so much so we went right back to get to more so that we wouldn’t miss out. Such a good time! Some couch lock but also bursts of energy, it’s weird! Does leave feel a little heavy and foggy next day depending on how much you do, but it’s worth it to me :)

Gives a nice relaxation and not too cognitively impairing. Kind of your typical "indica" profile. But, also doesn't really stand out to me. Strain I bought just said "Purple Monkey" which I appreciate as cannabis becomes a more inclusive industry. There are just too many good strains out there so I probably won't buy again, but it's still decent stuff.

I was having one of those days where the tension builds and builds until you're wound tight as knot. I needed something to relax, STAT, but it was only late afternoon and I still had stuff to do. PMB did exactly what I needed it to! I smoked one bowl of flower, and immediately started feeling effects. I got a nice, heady stone, and I could feel the tension quickly begin to melt. While the cerebral high was a wonderful buzzy stone, it still allowed me to function with clarity, while relaxing me and letting me just...chill. I think 2 bowls would have set me just perfect. Love it!

Sedative Smells sweet and piney Dark green, orange, purple. Smoke at sunset with some chia tea

Great taste, and it works very well with pain!