Purple Urkle reviews

My FAVORITE strain by far! I have smoked the glorious Purple Urkle with even veteran smokers and they all have mentioned how great it was. It’s calming, yet really uplifts you and puts you in a good mood. At times it even focuses me to do my chores at night or keeps me productive. I’ve turned most my bad days around with the amazing Purple Urkle and soon you can too lol

My goodness where to start with Purple Urkle. At first I wasn't super blown away with it, I'm not going to lie. I had some pretty loose, fluffy buds and it smelled really skunky. I tried smoking it when my IBS flared up, it didn't seem to do much more [than most weed] in terms of helping to deal with the pain but it did help me sleep right away when I had stomach aches. I never suffered much from insomnia so this isn't usually my thing. I also found it made me super sluggish when I smoked it, very very mellow and derpy as fuck. The next day it makes me overly tired. And now you're probably wondering why I rated it 4 stars. It makes period cramps disappear. I swear, it really does. I don't get the "pop a few advil to soothe" kind of cramps. I get alien baby clawing out of my stomach pain like cramps. And this removed it. Okay granted I was also taking muscle relaxants at the time, but up to the moment I smoked this, I was in pain. Muscle relaxants don't do it for me. I was desperate for an answer and I found it. It doesn't get 5 stars because the drawbacks are pretty shitty even if it is my miracle drug. Still better than hurting and it tastes nice.

omfg this strain is rediculous!!! i've never geeked out on bud as much as i did when smoking PurpleUrkel...semi-heavy in the head but doesn't keep you glued to the couch like most kushes..rather, it practically sends you to the goofiest euphoric place in Reality..seriously you guys..i'm seriously..if you want to have nonstop giggle-fits & want to feel like a million bucks, this is the strain for you

Very Smooth, clean taste. Perfect for nights you cant sleep.

This was meant for Purple​ Bubba* got stoned pretty quickly. Very relaxing.

Great High but very intense. I tried some on my lunch break and forgot how potent it was. I spent the rest of the day wishing I was off work felt tired and lazy. Would be a great smoke for A friday night chillin session or for sleepless nights. If purple had a tatse this would be it.

Super heavy. Definitely bed time smoke.

Smoke too much of this shit n u'll b mindfucked laying on ur bed forgetting whete u are