Zurple Punch reviews
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Zurple Punch reviews
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March 15, 2021
A nice well-rounded strain. it was bought for me, being labeled at the dispensary as an indica, so finding absolutely no information other than it definitely existed and I had some and there wasn't a review, I tried to be a to not just someone who smokes cannabis but finds it to be among the lofty and beautiful, raining different sonnets, soliloquies, and ballads on these pages in reverence of cannabis.
Alas, I couldn't.Why? Well, simply, because I got high. And I always have trouble differing strains because, well, I just smoke too much.
Beautiful buds. Dense without being hard. SMOOTH smoke. Fruity smell and taste with just the slightest hint of gas.
2 bong hits is my usual trial taste. 5 minutes later and it's creeping up quite nicely! Bought it for migraine relief. Had a slight headache before smoking. Almost immediate relief.
great strain for anxiety, depression, anorexia and insomnia. I do prefer a more berry like taste and aroma to my flower though, this is very citrusy.
(Smoking a pack by Greenpoint Oregon ) Well… where do I start. Opening a pack of this I was blown away by the strong, fruity, deliciousness 🤤. I mean it smells very dank. I love the smell. The bud is tight and beautiful. This hybrid is a nice euphoric relaxing high, but not enough too knock me out. Which I like as a everyday smoker, I feel as if this would knock out someone who doesn’t smoke as often.
Good strain.
Nice well rounded strain great hybrid for long time dabbers
Zurple punch is a okay strain for what it is. It was cheap as f*ck, I paid 20 dollars for a half ounce. Usually thats a very bad sign, but this time it proved not to be so bad.
The Good
It has a nice fruity smell, and taste as well. It got me high after about 10-20 minutes of smoking and I was moderately high. I had more of a body high with some slight giggles and munchies included. After about an hour it translated into a pretty relaxing and slightly couch locking high. This also included my friends and I staring at a Roomba for 20 minutes just watching it vacuum (which was fun at the time).
The Not Great
While I said the taste was nice, it was kinda harsh on my lungs sometimes on the exhale. Also, the first hour which I said is a body high with giggles, it isn’t that potent and doesn’t last too long. It maybe be a preference thing, so keep that in mind. Then the relaxing comedown was nice, however it just left me wanting more
Overall
Smoke this if you are either a little low on weed money, or you want a little of everything. Personally, I probably won’t smoke it again just because so many other strains do it better than Zurple Punch. However, we need 6/10 weed like this for the periodically broke stoners that some of us are.
Had been feeling unusually awful today. Like early onset of a stomach bug but stretched out, just the sensations , no actual bug I don't think but a similar immune response has been triggered.
Bought a Sandwich couldn't handle it, very strange for me
Very glad I bumped into some Zuple punch - put a tiny bong worth on one of the British newsagents glass pipes and bounced the lighter on a bit and I've managed to eat the sandwich and don't feel all head sicky.
Can always tell when I'm genuine sick after having some weed as the symptoms don't suddenly clear up and I've got to look at my usage but your just stoned ontop of the symptoms.
Lots of sleep and water for me but what a great strain for it, nice mellow giggly silly cartoon character style high and symptoms actually delt with by the cannaboid system. Result !