Bio-Jesus reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Bio-Jesus.
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October 9, 2021
This is about the only strain that actually works and feels like a narcotic pain medicine almost! I have tourette's PTSD and gastrointestinal problems and this helps with all of it! I'm medicated with it during the day and it didn't weigh me down entirely too much! I still find myself being able to function and even take my dog out for a walk still and it's also as RSO oil!
October 19, 2018
Hands down the best that pa dispensaries have to offer at the moment. Incredibly strong body high.
February 2, 2023
BioJesus is one of my all time top strains. It has helped tremendously with processing trauma. Like years of therapy in a session. Better than any other medication in the world.
This one creeps up on ya. Liked it. Its a good one for my pain which is all spine injury and arthritis. Relaxing with a bit of couch lock.
February 16, 2019
Bio-Jesus is bomb... period!!! Literally enjoying the beautiful affects of it now! I feel good... like so so very effin good. Its nice... I HIGHLY recommend if you're looking for a "floating on a cloud"- type feeling.
....Typing this felt like it took hours 😆
I got this in a concentrate. It was sold as live sugar. It tested at 93% thc and was full of diamonds. It hit pretty much harder than any concentrate I ve ever had. I’ve smoked diamonds before and buy live crystals all the time. If your looking to zone out and watch tv all night, this is the one. Not the strain to smoke for a night out bar hopping or if you have shit to do lol. Absolute fire.
amazing. i get anxious and cant sleep. insomnia. With the tolerance I have not much works. this put me on my a**!!!!!! i had to fight not going to bed.
July 6, 2020
Bio Jesus 20.32 THC 5/7/20 Cultivator: Cresco
Buds were well cured, but there were many stems and loose “smalls.” A light pine aroma, with other indistinct aromas. Initially, a difficult smoke. Peppery and harsh, diesel, with a sour pine finish. So why? This is one of the few reliable strains that is effective with chronic pain. The high allows for alertness, but can be overwhelming for those with low tolerances. The pain relief cannot be denied, almost a “floatiness”. The THC content is more than adequate, and the taste is something that you can get used to rather quickly. Note: This was tested over months in response to back pain, and it consistently provided relief.
Taste:7.0 Aroma:7.0 Bud Quality/Curing: 8.0 Terpene: 7.5/10 High: 9.5 Overall: 90/100
Strain notes: (Gumbo x Bio Diesel) . Indica dominant. Terpenes: Pinene, Caryophyllene. (reported by Cresco) Reviewed by Illinoisacnnabisreview@gmail.com