Bio-Jesus reviews

I tested this strain out to help with my insomnia/anxiety/pain at night. I expected this to make me cough like a b**** and was surprised when I didn’t. I really like this strain and it def has helped me at night.

So I live in Las Vegas and jus got 2 grams of BioJesus by Remedy @ the dispensary near my house. This batch is comin in HOT @ 34.26%THC ! Soon as i cracked the jar my car was instantly filled with a deep sour,ammonia like chemical lemon petroleum fuel type smell. Classic hints of Diesel. The nugs are like Neon Green Yellow w a fuzzy coating of thick Golden Yellow Trichomes and Blood Orange colored Pistil hairs all over. This batch came out nice and sticky and dense. After taking 2 back to back bong rips out my freshly cleaned like new bong, the taste I got on the exhale was a really pungent,powerful, sour, earthy peppery type flavor. The HeadChange was very very fast. Heavy euphoria and deep cerebral meditative thoughts that put me in a deep “bag of sand” type body high after being in a very powerful HAZE type mindset. Ima very experienced stoner with 14 years of daily partaking lol and this strain of BioJesus was SMACKING. Highly Recommend this strain BioJesus to any of my fellow stoners..Novice and Expert stoners alike lol

I have seen this strain around, but never picked it up till just now! Went out to Uma Flowers in MA, and got some from Cresco (High Supply). 10/10 I suffer from chronic pain, and this alleviates a good amount of discomfort right away. I do find it a bit short of a buzz...max 2 hrs., but its a great ride. Definitely stay away if you are sensitive to Indica, NOT for the faint of heart XD Bud structure is great, awesome colors, scent is very Kush like, with some sweet/creamy/diesel notes. Out of a water pipe it is super tasty! and not terribly harsh. Dry pipe is smooth, but my fav way is a good ol doobie :D The Bio Jesus resonates so well, and it burns real nice, smooth toke, and the taste is phenomenal!!! GREAT JOB CRESCO <3

Works great for pain.

So good. Takes away the racing thoughts quick, super chill quick. Binge watching Diners, Drive-ins and Dives. 😂

In nomine patri et fili spiritu sancte. This weed is holy. Great cross between Bio-Diesel and Gumbo. Gets the best of both strains. Not really for daytime use.

.5g Cresco Labs cartridge. This is my ultimate favorite strain for pain right now. This even tops Alien Rock Candy which is my second fav strain for pain. The taste is good and not harsh on the lungs. The main reason I love this strain is not only does it take the pain away and make you feel totally relaxed but when you sleep and wake the next morning you feel refreshed and rested. It's almost like this strain has anti-inflammatory properties because when I wake up, I can move around comfortably without any arthritis pain or discomfort. This is my top Indica strain right now and will be for a while.

The benefits are twofold: Bio-Jesus is a fantastic painkiller and also will absolutely force you to take the rest you need. These tiny, dense popcorn buds go a long way. The nugs are pale green, frosted with white trichomes, with perfect little outcroppings of copper hairs. This is the best painkilling strain I have experienced. I happened to pull my calf muscle and had difficulting walking. Aptly named, "Jesus" has helped me walk tremendously. However, this strain is incredibly strong, and it is incredibly easy to smoke yourself stupid. Last night I felt like I needed weed to get over my weed, but that was my own fault: I was a bit overzealous with my initial dose. I slept incredibly well, however I woke up drowsy the next morning. For people experienced with cannabis, one gram could easily last a week or more. For people new to cannabis, much longer.