Critical Mass reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Critical Mass.
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April 3, 2019
I have really bad anxiety attacks and cant eat for days at a time and this makes me forget everything and chow Time it is
January 12, 2017
This strain was a new addition to the area recently so I thought I might try it out. I'm not one with a huge tolerance, but a few good hits and I'm chillin for a while but after 2 hits with this strain I was more than good. The taste was on pint and the drag was smooth and didn't burn. I would total recommended to someone who's looking for a good movie watcher and a huge stress reliever.
Got off to a rough start when I got a phone call and ended up having to do a little work from home 5 minutes after I smoked a huge vaporizer load of this funk. Got thru it, stupidly but accurately. It's noon on a saturday. Fuck off, work. Much better now. Another review mentioned the hard body high and minor anxiety, and that is right on point. Not what I'd call "typical" pure indica effects. ~24% thc and really potent, not an especially interesting high, but very good dope by any measure. It's a nice balance between mellow and functional, with a side of super ripped.
Just picked up some home grown critical M and ive got to say it doesnt take much to get you glued on a couch. 2 bowls out of the bong and you can feel the tingly relaxed feeling come on strong and give you a heavy head high, i could imagine it being hard to handle for someone who doesnt smoke too often, definitley a favorite nightime strain.
February 21, 2017
Tried an 1/8 of this indica and was left with lukewarm feelings about it. Perhaps it was smoking this one on the heels of Superman OG the week before, but Critical Mass was a disappointment. It did offer some relaxation but failed to deliver the real hit to insomnia I was looking for.
Had a joint rolled with some Critical Mass that a friend had purchased. Took 4-6 hits from that joint and told him that was all I needed, being a lightweight. We were in his car driving around and making small talk afterwards, him driving and me in the passenger seat. I was laid back and very relaxed. I felt high, but not in a "wow I'm high" sense, just that I was very relaxed, slow moving, and content with everything going on.
After about a half hour, I decided I wanted to go from the buzz/laid back high I was riding to actually high, seeing as I was with an old friend and he had almost an ounce of weed, I wasn't really being a burden by smoking more. I told him I'd rather hit it in my bubbler, so we drove to my house and grabbed it. He decided he'd hit the bubbler too, rather than smoke his own joint.
I explained to him that I was a lightweight and that if I smoked too much I'd trip too hard and freak out (I am diagnosed with Panic Disorder so finding weed that agrees with my anxiety is super important to me), but he insisted it was fine and packed me a huge bowl. He was smoking me up after all, so I just took it. I tried my best to clear the bowl but I couldn't. After a huge hit that didn't even clear it, I handed it to him, telling him to clear it because that was enough for me and I was gonna be coughing for a few minutes anyway. He cleared it, packed his own bowl, smoked that, and then asked if we were done. I told him to pack me a very small bowl that would be my last one and, again, he packed a huge one. Same thing - tried my best, took a huge hit but couldn't clear it, and gave it to him to clear after a coughing fit. We then took back to cruising, listening to music, and catching up with each other.
This lasted about 15-20 minutes, during which we stopped at a gas station where I stumbled and laughed a lot while he filled up a tire of his that was low on air, went back to cruising and then the trip began. My tongue went numb, which for me is the trademark first sign of a bad trip. My legs, arms, and hands went numb shortly after, and a panic attack hit me pretty hard. Yelling at my friend to take me home, I took .5mg of clonazepam to stop the trip, and sipped on the drink I'd brought with me (non-alcoholic) while we made our way to my house. It took me about 30-45 minutes to come down to a point where he felt comfortable leaving me at home alone, which is a bit longer than most of my bad trips last, likely due to the size of the bowls he packed me.
Most of my friends have told me that the trip I described here is their favourite kind of trip, and that they find it very hard to achieve. Well, I'll tell you that with Critical Mass, that trip's very easy to reach. Although I am a lightweight, I didn't smoke a whole lot (definitely no more than a gram), so someone with a regular tolerance wouldn't have much trouble reaching that point. If you like that kind of high, this is definitely some great weed for you. It's potent and gets the job done. However, if you've got anxiety like me, you may want to avoid it - unless you still like that type of high. I've kept my eye open since then to avoid smoking this strain at all costs, but the person in my city that is selling it is keeping it stocked because it's very popular. An awful strain for me, but a fantastic one for any smokers without any considerable anxiety.
dence nug , made me cough...... bad to the bone!
i suffer from anxiety disorder and ptsd and have been experimenting with various strains and though this was random pick..it was a very excellent high,and energetic. nice flavor and taste but the smell is abit loud....but overall nice smoking flower