Golden Goat reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Golden Goat.
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My favorite strain of all time. Some phenotypes smell exactly like mangoes when grown properly. Highly recommend for daytime smoking!
Got this strain on the slopes, great strain made me energetic and uplifted and tons of giggles
Golden Goat is an instant mellow. great for stress relief.
It's with a bit of mirth that I see people here attempting to analyze the taste of this strain. The descriptions run the gamut from fruity to earthy, and even sweet.
The strain was named, "Golden Goat" because it is a gold colored cannabis cultivar that tastes, and smells, like a goat. That is the reason for the name. Even poor Golden Goat should have a barn or dirty hay kind of aroma.
The strain is capable of producing some of the largest buds I've seen. Packed, gnarly, dense flowers are signs of true Golden Goat. Often a 1/8 is a single bud, I've had heavy 1/4 oz that were two buds total.
Potency is excellent, and this strain can go toe to toe with any of the big hitters in that regard. The high feels light and energetic.
But, the rating is a 6 because there is one thing that prevents me, and all of my friends from using this and that's the taste and smell. It really is so awful that we often times find ourselves settling for older, mid quality strains simply for the sake of our pallets. It is, by far, the worst tasting marijuana I've ever had in 30 years and two states.
Very uplifting and relaxed high with a good boost of energy. Randomly thought it was called Golden Goat Cheese when speaking about its name on a session w friends cause of it's flavor..
This lil' guy is extremely pungent. Like goat cheese.
Smoking this out of a water pipe, with gravity effect, had the Midas Touch on my body as I sunk into my couch cushion giggling with my buddies. You'll definitely feel like an overturned fainting goat after hitting these delicious buds.
One of my ALL-TIME favorite strains! Especially the cartridge from the Clear. Coming in at 90% THC it's a Heavy hitter for sure. Great relief from a vast number of afflictions including but not limited to Neck & back pain , nausea , anxiety, and stress. This is a strain for EVERYONE!
Dishonour! Dishonour on your whole family! Dishonour on you! Dishonour on your goat! Is what mushu would say. After smoking this 22% THC strain from Green Koi, this goat took me to the top of the mountain. A great strain for recreational purposes, and happy vibes you are bound to be golden. The bud I was presented with was spongy, slightly sticky and smelled of synthetic strawberries. As I continue my journey through the mainland, I will be sure to have this strain on hand for the world looks as if I was sucked into a painting.