Golden Goat reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Golden Goat.
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I had to give Golden Goat a second try and I have to say a few things about this bud in advance. The first thing that threw me for a loop was this treats NAUSEA, and I suffer from a Rare physical Anorexia trait that I can't eat that much my esophagus is stretched open due to a procedure that was done in October.
The first time I tried this it was too much it was exactly like a light salvia trip, and I really don't like salvia it causes my body and mind to melt into everything and taste things I can't taste it was odd, like being able to taste the table it tasted like metal it was really weird, but made me sweat and very paranoid.
Although I did figure out why I felt this way on Golden Goat the first time I tried it. The cause is very different; it turns out I have to be absolutely stuffed to the brim until I really can't eat anymore, even if I wanted too. By doing this it lets my brain know there is absolutely no room for anymore food. Also by doing this I would naturally go into a food coma however golden goat gives me more mental energy as if I had just woken up in the morning it was ASTOUNDING!
I mean never ever ever ever evA~! Have I had a cannabis strain that gives me more mental energy and clairvoyance. The mood of this strain is very happy, uplifting, and not as energetic as I suspected since I also have the mother of this child as well and combining those two is just really really nice.
Golden Goat gives off a pungent Lime/Lemon Pine and Sage/Mint smell that makes my mouth water. Golden goat's mother...smells more like tea and a lot less smelling of the fruit, I think that might come from the hawaiian-romulan father side. I can see the Romulan on this golden goat in the leafs. It looks like a spear head thats been rounded at the top Cola Smaller boulder formations near the end jettison out in other directions, like a rocket ship.
Only dark leafs come from the indica Romulan side. Orange hairs squabble over every calyx, the bud structure is tough hard to break apart, it's also extremely D-D-Dank!
The Taste: tea like, small amounts of lime sage and very pungent pepper at the end. The Vape is thick, but moves through the light swiftly like steam from a train.
The Effects: It's slowly relaxing body making me breath easier in my lungs feel less constricted. My sight makes the light brighter and the streams of light coming from the L.E.D. bulb extrude out as soon as I look away in perifreal vision, and shorten when I refocus my attention on the bulb. Little bit of physical laggyness, if you ever played a pc game and had a server disconnection you'd get like a rubber band effect. Overall pretty happy. It's funny and Ironic I am a Goat in the Chinese zodiac and it's my year :3 This totally gets my goat XDDD.
Very creative as well easy going too!
If you are a cannasour like me and haven't had a chance to try Golden Goat, give it a shot it will be well worth your cents!
Also Happy Holidays & Marry Christmas! :D
This strain was highly recommended by one of my friends at Medicinal Wellness Center. Gave it a try and I returned 3 times that week to re-up on some more Golden Goat. If you are ready for a comatose high and not wanting to move from the couch. This is the bud is for you!
great. makes me giggle and talkative
This Strain is amazing to smoke in the morning to start the day. Super uplifting and helps for a positive mindset! Definitely a heavy high so just make sure you’re prepared.
Dishonour! Dishonour on your whole family! Dishonour on you! Dishonour on your goat! Is what mushu would say. After smoking this 22% THC strain from Green Koi, this goat took me to the top of the mountain. A great strain for recreational purposes, and happy vibes you are bound to be golden. The bud I was presented with was spongy, slightly sticky and smelled of synthetic strawberries. As I continue my journey through the mainland, I will be sure to have this strain on hand for the world looks as if I was sucked into a painting.
I have been a connoisseur of flower since the 70's and have a hard time finding something similar to the "good old days " until I tried this. Now it's my weed of choice. Fantastic!
I'm very sensitive to sativa. I truly have PTSD and usually, it's an indica that makes me calm.
A gentleman at the dispensary had mentioned to me that not all Sativa's will hit you the same.
Depends on the terpene's used. This combo used is in the golden goat is perfect.
The flavor is very lemony. Love it. The best flavor will be in the extract vs the flower.
No peppery terpenes so I don't cough my lungs up. Nice head high but if too much can give you
some paranoia.
Very good! I think this is my second fave (Blue Dream is #1). Quick effect.