Granddaddy Purple reviews

C'mere, you little brat, your old grandpa wants to tell you a story. And the name of this story is "GRANDPA'S FUCKIN' WASTED" It stars your ol' grand-daddy: Grand Daddy Purple (GDP). GDP is what you call 'sneaker weed' because it hits you like the sole of a sneaker right to your cerebellum. I thought, "I'll take a couple hits off'n this bomber of GDP..." and less than two minutes later my head went "Yup -- you're FUCKED". I've had some weed hit me like Ike Turner, but this shit napalmed my cortex and left me plenty crispy. Some highs you question the wisdom of. Some highs are like, "Did I really need to be this high and damn some Porcupine Tree would sound good right about now!". Then there's this high. Daaaaaaamn. GDP is flat-out not fucking around. Gramps was a bad-ass in Vietnam and now he's brought home some of that boot-stomping to your third eye. It's been an hour now and I'm still higher than I've ever been. Not that I'm complaining or anything. As long as you got some good tunes (read: PROG ROCK), you can ride out anything. Also, oddly, it tastes really good, too. Almost like grape juice. That good grape juice that you used to get in little boxes at school, not that shit they sell today that tastes like Tacoma's asshole. That's what makes this weed so diabolical: innocent-sounding name + dee-licious grapey-grape taste and a "mere" 25% THC content; seems harmless enough, right? That's until you find out your Gramps has been at the Wild Turkey all day and he's a MEAN drunk. Someone's gettin' their little ass whipped tonight, and it's going to be your sanity and sense of getting things done. Sorry, that was a little dark and possibly more self-revealing than I expected. Anyway, go buy some Grand Daddy Purple and you won't just be reading this review, you'll be LIVING it!

Pretty good strain. I smoked a few bowls of this and I felt euphoric and relaxed. Unfortunately I experienced a complete need to sleep. I couldn't keep my eyes open and about 20 minutes after smoking I fell asleep, meaning I couldn't enjoy my high for very long. It is pretty good but I refrain from smoking it because when I smoke grandaddy it practically forces my eyes shut

I suffer from PTSD and at night I cannot get to sleep or stay to sleep. Out if all the indicas granddaddy is the only strain that knocks me out without any night terrors or bad dreams!! Thank you growers for helping me!! I don't even need my xanax when I medicate with this!

I've spent some time with Granddaddy, and he's sweet on me most of the time. Do be sure to be in a comfortable environment, though; one worried thought spiraled me into a fit of paranoia. On the whole, though, body is relaxed, head is happy, and Adventure Time is a joyous, youthful romp. Steak dinner = orgasmic. Speaking of orgasm, my libido is over 9,000 on this strain. Unless I'm actively doing an activity (eating, coloring, watching something intently) I will immediately booty call my bf. It makes for a great woohoo in the bed sheets; heightened senses = triple orgasm. For my bf, he was able to go long and strong under the influence of GDP, which was great for both of us. Whether you want an erotic night of lovemaking or just a night in with some 'toons and Taco Bell, Gdp is your strain.

This is an insomniac's dream strain... there is really all there is to this one. Being that autism royally messes up everything I struggle to get to sleep at an acceptable hour on a nightly basis. About 4 or 5 puffs of this and I'm begging my husband for us to go to bed as my eyelids grow heavy and my body starts to get heavier. That said this stone is a creeper... I have ~15-20 minutes to take care of hygiene before I succumb. I do wake up a bit groggy afterwards, but getting to sleep 3+ hours ahead of usual is worth it.

This was the strain growing up. Still just as satisfying now as it was then. No other strain can compete with the head/body combo that Grandaddy Purple consistently brings. This is my go-to indica for when I want that “old school weed” feel. It’s called Grandaddy for a reason.

GDP, my beloved! ❤ the strain helps with my anxiety and insomnia like no other, it's my tried and true. I can unfortunately get paranoid sometimes while smoking, but NEVER once have I experienced it with this particular strain. I love it dearly!

my favorite strain, kills anxiety. stress, pain, and alot more. When smoking, the hit has allways been very smooth. Would recommend for any recreational or medical purposes.