Granddaddy Purple reviews

I've spent some time with Granddaddy, and he's sweet on me most of the time. Do be sure to be in a comfortable environment, though; one worried thought spiraled me into a fit of paranoia. On the whole, though, body is relaxed, head is happy, and Adventure Time is a joyous, youthful romp. Steak dinner = orgasmic. Speaking of orgasm, my libido is over 9,000 on this strain. Unless I'm actively doing an activity (eating, coloring, watching something intently) I will immediately booty call my bf. It makes for a great woohoo in the bed sheets; heightened senses = triple orgasm. For my bf, he was able to go long and strong under the influence of GDP, which was great for both of us. Whether you want an erotic night of lovemaking or just a night in with some 'toons and Taco Bell, Gdp is your strain.

Granddaddy Purple is an absolute wonder and delight, every cart I’ve had of GDP has been tremendous.

GDP, my beloved! ❤ the strain helps with my anxiety and insomnia like no other, it's my tried and true. I can unfortunately get paranoid sometimes while smoking, but NEVER once have I experienced it with this particular strain. I love it dearly!

Fire! One of the most famous Urkle crosses of all time. GDP has earned legendary status for being awesome. Consistently producing great meds.

What? Where am I? Pain? what's that? That's Gdp in a nutshell.

Soooooooooo this strain makes me super horny! Lol. I'm serious! My lady parts seemed to be the most relaxed/tingly after smoking AND this is while I'm cramping 4 days before my next period is due. And I have endometriosis. Sorry for the TMI. I just need y'all to know how awesome it is at taking away my pain when I really need it to. This will forever be one of my go tos for that time of the month.

This is definitely a strain where if you smoke it you will most likely not move off of the couch for a while I found that it made me extremely sleepy not long after smoking it and couldn't find the motivation to move except to my bed to take a nap recommend if you have sleeping problems it will definitely do the trick and has a nice high to it as well.

C'mere, you little brat, your old grandpa wants to tell you a story. And the name of this story is "GRANDPA'S FUCKIN' WASTED" It stars your ol' grand-daddy: Grand Daddy Purple (GDP). GDP is what you call 'sneaker weed' because it hits you like the sole of a sneaker right to your cerebellum. I thought, "I'll take a couple hits off'n this bomber of GDP..." and less than two minutes later my head went "Yup -- you're FUCKED". I've had some weed hit me like Ike Turner, but this shit napalmed my cortex and left me plenty crispy. Some highs you question the wisdom of. Some highs are like, "Did I really need to be this high and damn some Porcupine Tree would sound good right about now!". Then there's this high. Daaaaaaamn. GDP is flat-out not fucking around. Gramps was a bad-ass in Vietnam and now he's brought home some of that boot-stomping to your third eye. It's been an hour now and I'm still higher than I've ever been. Not that I'm complaining or anything. As long as you got some good tunes (read: PROG ROCK), you can ride out anything. Also, oddly, it tastes really good, too. Almost like grape juice. That good grape juice that you used to get in little boxes at school, not that shit they sell today that tastes like Tacoma's asshole. That's what makes this weed so diabolical: innocent-sounding name + dee-licious grapey-grape taste and a "mere" 25% THC content; seems harmless enough, right? That's until you find out your Gramps has been at the Wild Turkey all day and he's a MEAN drunk. Someone's gettin' their little ass whipped tonight, and it's going to be your sanity and sense of getting things done. Sorry, that was a little dark and possibly more self-revealing than I expected. Anyway, go buy some Grand Daddy Purple and you won't just be reading this review, you'll be LIVING it!