Pineapple Express reviews

Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Pineapple Express.

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September 15, 2016
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Vaped CO2 oil from Optimum. This is such a fun strain, giving a very bright and energetic creative high. I find myself gravitating to this strain when I feel like singing or playing an instrument.
January 17, 2019
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All aboard the Pineapple Express, Sativa-Hybrid by Cresco! “Welcome home dear” is my first thought as my younger lips touched the cart tip. Pineapple Express is a return to old times, longer days, family picnics and when all lead wasn’t ‘bad’. With its linage in Trainwrek (Mexican, Thai & Afghani) and Hawaiian, Pineapple Express is a strong sativa leaning Hybrid strain that knocks both your ass and your mind clear out of your body. For me, a morning and afternoon train ride only. Here’s the juice: Cresco #Cresco Yeltrah 500 mg CO2 cartridge from #TerraVida Holistic Centers THC: 63.48% THCA: 1.28% CBG: 0.87% Da’ Terps: Terpinolene: 1.39% Anise, Ginger Myrcene: 0.73% Lemongrass, Hops Limonene: 0.38% Lemon, Juniper Pineapple Express is celebrated for calming muscle spasms, pain, depression, social anxiety- releaf and euphoria. It is not known for being able to accomplish tasks or meet deadlines. Pineapple does not belong on pizza. But, when you open up and let the train in, smoked pineapple will become your new conductor of love. The first vapor drawn in unfolds a lightly snowed landscape with scattered pines and juniper bushes. Grilled pineapple skews your senses as it builds into a peppered tropical fruit salad in your mouth. *swallows* At the midpoint, anise and nutmeg flirt with hops and lime to round out the flavorful exhaust. You are left with fumes of lime accompanied by fallen corpses of over-toasted marshmallows on the damp forest floor. Pineapple Express is a fantastic medicine for staying cheerful, happy, smiley, calm and awake. Let’s make it a party! I will be pairing Pineapple Express with cranberry seltzer over muddled raspberry ice cubes. For a nosh, dim sum styled service of pickled vegetables, spicy cabbage brisket and thick- cut pieces of rosemary herbed roasted potatoes. To finish, a dollop of amaretto whipped cream sits akimbo a slab of bittersweet chocolate cheesecake bringing me back down to my knees. All aboard! Thank You for reading. I hope you enjoyed it. 💚 Be Kynd to One Another 💙 💚 🍍🚊 💜
March 25, 2017
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Got the auto vers. from Barneys Farm, and what can I say.. Growing this one is really easy and fast, yield is also superb. It is definitely my new fav. strain by far! The taste and smell is unbelievable, fruity / exotic with a sure snare of pineapple, it's fresh and delicious! The effects are huge and crazy, nearly psychedelic! Don't start your day with this one if your going to get social, cause it's really hard hitting! First time i tried this i couldn't believe how high i got, and started laughing only at that reason. I could only believe none autos are more decent, yet this one rocks! Only bad thing is like 2 week's before harvest it smells insanely, but not a typical smell, really sweet but strong smell, keep that in mind while growing it.
March 10, 2019
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“It's almost a shame to smoke it. It's like killing a unicorn... with, like, a bomb” 🍍🚂
December 1, 2014
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made cannabutter with with 3/4 oz of pineapple express. mixed up a hot buttered rum(cashew milk, honey, kraken rum, and a tbs of canabutter) had an extremely chill high for about 6 hours.
June 15, 2013
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Pineapple Express is one of the most well balanced sativas ever bred. This strain has no traces of paranoia or anxiety that can be associated with sativas. The flavor is very fruity and sweet and the smoke is very smooth and becomes smoother with water filtration. This is a perfect smoke for any time of the day as it will not give you a heavily sedated feeling that occurs with indicas and high CBD strains. You can very easy accomplish your goals for the day on this strain and it certainly makes me more social and chatty with the strangers I encounter about my day. The color of the nugs is usually bright green with bright orange hairs, the colors really pop on these flows so beware dull and dark strains as they are not the real deal. Medicinal Oasis does an amazing job with this strain, and they've also crossed it with another strain to create an indica based strain called Pineapple Chunk as well.
February 13, 2018
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As a 3-decades long, daily smoker, it’s shocking that I’ve never crossed her path before today — this tart+sweet, 🌲y, 🍍 pineapplely, soul sister! I wanted NOT to like her, simply due to the overhype + 6th degree of pop-cultural James Franco — ! 💥 But there is a reason FOR the hype, silly me.. & after first few delicious, terpenes-rich T-74.1% hybrid oil, i did a few ‘stoney’-things and realized that I’m high as a kite! 💣👌🏻5-⭐️🍍🌲🔥
December 23, 2014
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Nugs so frosty, they'll make you wanna' slap yo' mama!

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